Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

(@x2boys I knew you'd say Beryl 😆)

Dave is feeling really down in the dumps as he's still secretly in love with @Aroundtheworldin80days & he's still working at the parcel sorting office.

Where on earth is Aroundtheworld as she seems to have disappeared?

Shes gone @AroundtheWorldin80days or maybe shes had an incident with a Lion at the zoo😱
Is nobody else playing ?

Yes, the Taronga zoo. But the question is, just who shot who at the Copa?

It was me I shot the Sheriff 🥺
How long is too long?

5 mins

As in the words of Moby singing "Why does my heart feel so bad"?

Becsuse you have an Achey ,Breaky Heart
Whose hosting Xmas this year?

Ok apperently im hosting xmss 1pm sharp for xmas dinner
Does anyone have any special requests ?@

Yes everyone bring a single brother for me to choose from 😆

How many people & their single brothers plus myself & x2boys will be at @x2boys Christmas Dinner?

Prepare for feeding of the 5000 @x2boys

Whwt is x2boys serving as starter?

Well im planning on a medley of pringles to start with
Main will be ham and pickle sandwhiches, with cheese and tomatoe for the vegetarians
What shall i do for dessert?

Make a special blancmange with MN's version of Polonium-204 (that all MNetters & their friends & families are completely immune to)

Who's collecting & bringing the guest of honour & chief blancmange taster with no sense of direction Sadimir Poutin I mean Putin to @x2boys Christmas assassination of stupid mad man & restore work peace Day Dinner?

He is in a fake birthday cake and will be wheeled in and shout surprise
Do i have birthdays on my mind ,because mine was today or looking at the time yesterday ?
( plus im now on a countdown to a big one ending in 0😱)

No I was always on your mind!

Has Elvis down the chip shop had to take a 2nd job to help with cost of living crisis?

@x2boys HAPPY ?9th BIRTHDAY 🎉 🎂🥂🍾 xxx

Elvis has disappeared down the chip shop like everyone else on this thread
Allo.allo.,allo?

Hola Señor Fawlty

Que Señor Fawlty??????

Just got back from an excellent virtual holiday at Fawlty Towers due to cost of living crisis. Would recommend, definitely 5 stars

Where are you going on your virtual holiday?

I'll go wherever you will goooo

If you could, then would you?

Absolutely

Why are men stupid?

The next time I see Baldrick I will ask him

What are you doing to keep warm?

standing outside in shorts and a t-shirt

what should I do to get a bit warmer?

Jump in to bed with a man or 2 or 3

And how will they keep you warm? 😂

@TracyBeakerSoYeah 😂😇

@Bagzzz 😜😂

Carry the bed off to India where its 24c

where are you going to get away from the cold?

Iceland ..... the supermarket

Is it too cold for Magic Mike?