Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

She has got to do something with all that squid so she will make:
Squid fries
Squid cake
Squid pate
Squid sushi
Squid soup

Followed by after dinner Squid games

Who is invited over for dinner?

Pot noodles for All as a starter
The main course will be fish fingers oven chips and frozen peas
The dessert will be a cheese board consisting of plastic cheese singles ( known as but much loved by my kids as crappy cheese ).and cheese strings and a couple of baby bells and monster munch
Will my menu win food awards ??

@x2boys will be rewarded with 5 Michelin stars for that beautiful combination of squid, pot noodle & plastic cheese singles.
The dinner guests will be Margot Robbie, Beryl, Cillian Murphy, Dr Brian Cox, Rishi Sunak, Will Ferrell, Keir Starmer & the guest of honour will be Sooty

What will everyone talk about?

Sooty's magic show comeback.
Times are hard for Sooty due to the cost of living crisis and food banks are not set up for mute yellow bears so he is double disadvantaged.

Will anyone accept Sooty's offer of employment?

Sooty is in talks with the Democrats to run for US President as they think more people prefer yellow than orange (Trump)
However the Republicans want Sooty in case the Orange one can't wangle his way out of his latest duck up.
Sooty is eligible to run for President as his fur was born made in NYC

However Sooty is in a quandary as he's also been offered a 4hrs per week permanent contract with Primark.

What should Sooty do?

Sooty should definitely take the job at Primark. Imagine how famous he would be working his way up to CEO of Primark. That will lead to being a dragon on Dragon's Den, Celebrity Big Brother and Yellow Bears in the Wild.

Has anyone got any exciting news as exciting as Sooty's to share?

Yes I'm going to be on News at Ten later & in all the papers tomorrow as I have finished my online food shop order

Is there anything that I've forgotten to order?

Your leg of lamb for Easter Sunday
You were so worried getting the rest of your easter feast you forgot the lamb
I have a 1.8 kg of lamb Leg in my freezer so is everyone coming to mine ?

Me, uncle bob, uncle Fester and Gordon Bennett can make it on the 12 of Never but not before. Hope you can fit us in.

What is @TracyBeakerSoYeah been doing with her new found fame since being all over the news for finishing her food shop?

I have been put forward to be the next President of the USA as I am so wonderful.

What does Trump think of that & where is everyone?

The orange one is quaking in his boots at the thought
I don't know where everyone else but I'm working on my manifesto fort the 4th of July elections
What's the most important topic in my manifesto?

The most important topics in your manifest are:

• Every household to get a free cleaner & pet penguin

• Conscription: every person in the UK to spend 2 weeks work experience playing in the England football team

What is the name of @x2boys party & will they win?

My party is going to be called people on this crazy thread in power!
Of course I will win and everybody on this thread will be in my cabinet
Is football finally coming home?

We will win if they put me on as a substitute. I have been training in my non existent spare time since 5 years old.

How do I convince Gareth?

Bribe him with cat treats.

Why did I forget this entire website existed?

Because I forgot to send telepathic reminders to everyone

Why did I forget?

Because the badgers,stole your mind
How are the Badgers and how are they doing?

The Badgers are in despair

Why are they in despair?

Because they forgot the mushroom mushroom, and a snake, a snake... oooh, its a snake

The snake is there because he's lost

Where is the snake supposed to be going?

Hes off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz
Whose wearing the Ruby slippers?

Jacob Rees Mogg as he stole them from the wicked witch of the west Liz Truss. He carries a ferret in a little wicker basket. He’s following yellow brick m25 and skipping along. Will he meet any munchkins along the way?

No Jacob RM will get ambushed by the Badgers

What will they do to him?

They will force him to sail to America in a beautiful pea green boat to help with Kamala ,Harris,s campaign
Who will help him sail the boat?

Captain Birdseye, Mr Ballen and some bloke.

Have they loaded enough tea on board, to enable them to survive in the USA?