Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

Yes so he's currently performing in Rio where it's a balmy 30C.

Dave as in Beryl's Dave wants a brand new job, should he audition to join Magic Mike on tour?

Yes he could be magic Mike's "glamerous assistant"
what role will Beryl have?

Beryl has been promoted to chief dog food taster

What should I change my username to?

ItWasSadlyTimetoChangemyName6 (feeling imaginative 😀

what should I buy my dad for Christmas?

A packet of polo mints and a can of irn bru
What's Santa bringing you?

A winning scratch card so I will be able to afford the gas and electric bills

Can anyone recommend a side hustle I could start?

A side hustle coach so you can coach people how to expertly side hustle.

What are you an expert at?

Eating toast
anybody want a Baily,s?

Yes I would love a massage with Baileys.

What can I do with Tequila?

Make a margarita.

What's your favourite pizza?

Mockingbird.

Is sticky toffee Christmas pudding really Christmas pudding?

No it shouldn't ever be eaten on Easter Sunday
Will e have a white Easter?

No because I'm getting married in December

Who should I marry in December?

The rabbit two doors down has it.

What date is the shortest day in the year?

Today, just woken up and it's dark so time to go back to sleep.

Who stuck a rocket up this thread?

It's never been so busy

@x2boys & me!

If we were celebs who would we be?

The Royal Family I think. <royal wave>

Merry Christmas everyone!

What am I doing here?

Being very busy

Merry Christmas
What are you eating tomorrow?

A Tomatoe ,Did Chris Rea make it home for xmas?

Santa's gone back to Lapland for another year.

Is there a real magazine called "Plumbers Weekly"?

@Reugny Is there a real magazine called "Plumbers Weekly"?

Exceptionally large melon with one side covered in pork scratchings.

Will Christmas ever end?

No.it's going to be groundhog week for ever ,we are all.destined to.live off turkey sandwiches and quality street whilst drinking flat lemonade and Bailey,s and watching Xmas special repeats on tv for the rest of our lives
are you wearing a paper hat?

I've personally gone for the foil look as the aliens are trying to send me a message but I can't let them in

Does anyone know what the aliens are trying to tell us?

They are trying to tell us the meaning of the universe (look,s around, furtivley)
Will king Zorg make an announcement soon?

King Zorg will be announcing tomorrow at midnight that the sun will come out to dry up all the Covid

What is the first thing you are planning to do in the new year?