Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

A toe nail clipping in a wizzard hat
What have you eaten today

Badgers Delight

What exactly is in Badgers Delight?

cookies and cream ice cream

i have a GCSE in maths, when do I get my go at being Chancellor?

It depends how your interview goes with Larry.

Could Larry replace Liz as prime minister?

He might have to we are rapidly running out of options
Who will be the Chancellor?

Any random person off the street with common sense and preferably no qualifications. Qualifications and relevant work experience seems to be making things worse.

What should the new PM do first?

Sit down with a nice cup of hot sweet tea to get over the shock

Will the new PM then start screaming "Noooooo what have I done" or something else?

They will do a conga down Downing street
Will Boris rise like a phoenix from the ashes?

Only if Dynamo has let him in on his levitation trick!

What would Maggie do?

She would Turn ,and say The lady is for Turning
Would Liz Truss have lasted a bit longer if she.had modelled herself on Maggie ?

She would have had more luck seeking advice from the Daleks

Does anyone know a good Doctor, Who?

Doc Martin as he cures everything.

Which men are behaving badly at the minute?

The men in Doc Martin. All of them. All the men in the entire village.

Will the Doc and Louisa move to London?

No they will.move to the outer Hebrides
Has Dishy Rishi unpacked yet?

Boris, Jacob, Liz and Penny have been elected to help Rishi unpack tomorrow. They will also be providing 121 counselling sessions for Larry as one can only imagine the toll this is taking on his poor little cat brain.

What has been the most shocking thing you have seen or heard today?

That John Lewis tempted me with a a free beauty box if I spent too much money & the buggers made me do it!!!!

What should I do?

The Time warp
How do badgers feel about the many prime ministers ?

Annoyed because The Badgers told them that this would happen & that poor old Larry would end up with HMPMTSD (How Many Prime Ministers Traumatic Stress Disorder)

So what are The Badgers going to do now?
(I'm going back to my usual name as I miss 'me' & totally forgot that I could get my possibly outing post removed by MNHQ 🤦‍♀️ - should have asked The Badgers 😂)

The Badgers have checked Larry and @BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN into a private specialist clinic for the treatment of HMPMTSD. They are not expected back until 2035. There are a few spaces left if anyone else needs some therapy

Will @TracyBeakerSoYeah ever return to this thread or has she morphed into a new username?

@TracyBeakerSoYeah ,is avin it large in ibizia at the moment but will return when all the clubs shut down for the season

Will @TracyBeakerSoYeah return with a hangover and penniless ?

No she has met a millionaire and returns one of the richest people in the country with a hangover

what should she buy first with her new wealth?

A lettuce, to replace Lizzy Lettuce.

What's Rishi having for tea tonight?

Rishi is havring a little fishy on his little dishy when the boat comes in
When will we have a new prime minister?

Maybe next year, the year after or when Larry the cat gets pissed off & Prince Harry & Princess Kate go head to head on Strictly & I name change.

Will Harry or Kate do Strictly or something else?

Harry and Kate will appear on the Royals have talent
Who else will appear?