Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

Live quietly in someone else's attic.

can we have some butter for the royal slice of bread?

Yes i will bring it round with some Royal Jelly
Shall we have a singsong?

Yes as long as we perform the ballet 'Giselle' at the same time.

Whilst we are pirouetting, arabesqueing & demi-pliéing across the stage in Giselle what songs should we sing?

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man
You win some, lose some, all the same to me
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say. I don't share your greed, the only card I need is the Ace of Spades. The Ace of Spades

Has Liz got it right?

No my friend Liz handed the shopkeeper the wrong change she didn't get it right at all 😢
Is it a sign of the Times?

Not sure as they say We Have All The Time In The World

So Anything Could Happen?

Only if you don't stop Beleivin
Does Mr Kipling still make exceedingly good cakes ?

No my Sister makes exceedingly better cakes!

Who is my Sister?

We are all sisters ,doing it for themselves ,such devoted sisters
Do I have a sister?

I am your sister.

How many apples do I need for an apple pie?

You need 1001 apples and 4 sisters.

What will happen to the pound tomorrow?

It will be added with eggs and sugar and baked into a cake.

How do I get DD to sleep?

You need to read DD the worlds most boring story and then ask at least 50 comprehension questions. Doesn't matter how young DD is, it's never too early to start preparing for the year 6 SATs. If DD is older than 10 then it's never too early to revise for her degree.

Has anyone got an update on @TracyBeakerSoYeah existent / non existent wedding plans. Don't tell me I've missed it

Maybe/Maybe not
Does anyone have a brother @TracyBeakerSoYeah could date,?

I have 75 of them 😂

Why does @TracyBeakerSoYeah want to date someone's brother?

Because she has been given VIP first access to .... drum roll please ....... The Mumsnetters Dating Agency. Everyone had to donate a real or imaginary brother or even a brother from another mother's mother so there is loads of choice

Who else is awake?

The entire town here. We all sleep in the day and go on Mumsnet at night.

What makes you happy?

Watching paint dry
Is it cold where you are ?

It's as cold as ultraviolet radiation

Why am I wishing it was August again?

Because everything made more sense because the Queen was still here & had threatened those stupid boys & girls at Westminster with the back of her hand & the royal hairbrush & slipper too.

How is the Pound feeling at the moment?

Irs got a pounding headache with all the ups and downs and turmoil
What are you having for tea?

New thread here! (If I did it right... I barely use MN any more!)