Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

No Mars are from Slough & men are from Uranus

What on Earth is x-posting up to as it keeps interrupting my threads?

It is having an angry tiff with its lover "the weather"
Should i buy a cagoul for this storm we are supposed to be having?

Flip flops would be more useful.

What would you name the next storm?

Storm [my real name].

What's my real name?

Stormzy
Whats my real name?

Capel

What's my real name?

Dave
Where does Beryl live?

in jail

what happened to gangnam style?

It lost out to Line Dancing.

Does Pineapple belong on a pizza?

Only on a pizza, nowhere else.

Best pizza topping?

Sausage and mash
Should i have a vodka?

Yes it's brilliant for taking your make up off especially mascara

What else can you do with vodka?

You can swim in it
Why did @TracyBeakerSoYeah, post so early this morning?

4.44am is the new 6pm.

Where can I buy a comfortable bra?

The men’s underwear department

Why is my boss such an arsehole?

He's got piles.

Shall I go out to buy croissants?

No buy baked beans instead
How many medals will team GB win?

none

chocolate or vanilla?

Tequila

What would you like?

A, Tequila, flavoured Croissant with baked beans
Since when was, skate boarding an Olympic sport?

Oh about 300BC

What Olympic sport would you win?

The sport of being the most stubborn, arm-wrestling & writing funny poems

Where should the 2024 Olympics be held?

On the moon
How would the spectator's get there?

A pound of sausages and a pork pie.

What's the ugliest dog you e ever seen?