Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

[bearlyactive]

You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

It's because we are geniuses & @x2boys it depends on how many pages there are left to read of 'The Laundry Basket'

What is the plot of 'The Laundry Basket' & will the book be made into a film?

Coming to a streaming service near you “the portal” based on best seller “the laundry basket” tells the tale of one woman’s struggle to get through the bottom of the laundry basket and into the world of single socks.

Will the film be better than the book?

Andrew Lloyd webber is planning a musical of the laundry basket starring Sheriden Smith as our heroine Laundress
And Will Young as the evil Basket
Will people flock to the west end to watch it?

They prefer the east end.

Is there a place called North End?

Unfortunately that's classified information.

Tell me a shocking secret?

I could but you would literally keel over with shock
Show me the way to go home?

Turn left at the traffic lights and go on about a mile. you’ll get to a home - not yours but I’m sure they will take you in.

Would you let a complete stranger stay the night?

Only if he was called Frank or Alfred or a girl called Sigrid.
Or Jesus, Mary & Joseph & the wee donkey.
Anyone else can jog on.

Are your boots made for walking or are they kinky or does your cat like to wear them or something else?

I buy toiletries from them

Do your boots make you feel good?

No i find the staff in my nearest Boots a bit rude
Are we going to throw this thread a first birthday party?

no. it should have a funeral

have you eaten any icecream today?

No. I've been drinking a lot of Irish cream though.

When's this thread's birthday then?

You should know @bearlyactive you gave birth to it, well I think you did.

Did bearly create the thread or is someone else it's DM?

@bearlyactive is just acting on behalf of the Badgers, they invented the thread
How will the Badgers celebrate the threads first birthday?

Buy it some nice new needles.

What are you sewing at the moment?

The hole in the ozone layer,
How long will it take me to mend and should I just use under Web instead?

Ten minutes. You’ll have to consult the spiders about web.

Do the badgers know a spider that @x2boys can consult?

Yes, although they are tarantulas so be careful.

Do tarantulas bite?

No they like to kiss you & blow raspberries on your skin. If they do nip you whilst doing this then it's usually the youngsters as they get a bit over exited & they forget to move their fangs when they are giving you a big kiss.

Are Tarantulas just really extraterrestrial small furry kittens with eight legs?

More likely to be puppies than kittens, I'd say.

Why has my phone charger suddenly died on me? (luckily I bought a spare for exactly this sort of incident)

Because sometimes when phone chargers are very old or very ill they die 😭
Why do the British complain about the weather?

because it's their birth right & favourite national sport

how will the Olympic flame will be lit in Tokyo?

Because we are madly in love with the weather but don't want the weather to know in case it's unrequited love, so we moan about it instead

Does the weather love us & is it confused by our behaviour?

The Olympic flame will be lit by by using 2 sticks & a piece of string

Does the weather love us & is it confused by our behaviour?
And what do the Japanese think about our love/hate for the weather?

The olympic flame will be lit by the hot complaining faces of the British public
The weather is sadly just not that into us
Are men really from Mars?