Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

[bearlyactive]

You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

My pet beagle
What kind of Dog does Dave have?

Rabid

cigarettes or alcohol?

Champagne all the way darling plus sausages on the side

Why is my STBXH being such an arse?

All the elbows were taken so he was given extra arse.

When will it rain?

In the year 2054
Where is everyone?

On the Royal Style & Gossip thread discussing who's hidden the Spencer Tiara, smelly wedding dress fur & the Queen of Spain

Does anyone know where the Spencer Tiara is? (The one Diana wore when she married Charles. Diana's niece Lady Kitty got married at the weekend & normally all the Spencer gels wear that Tiara when they marry but Kitty didn't)

Yes me i borrowed it, im sat in my lounge now wearing a scruffy t shirt and track suit bottoms with the Spencer tiara on my head
Where should we have a day out too tommorow?

Your garden shed.

Do you have an allotment?

Depends on how many bodies you need burying

Do you have a patio?

Yes, just happens to have a house on top of it.

Do the badgers have a patio?

No But they do have a courtyard
Do the badgers feel that the pandemic is nearly over?

The Badgers have just keeled over with laughter now you've just asked that question.

What is the Badgers plan?

To dominate the world
Will the Badgers be good world leaders?

Yes if you value the planet, no so good if you like driving but don’t need to (the badgers are sensitive to disabled/shift work).

What would be your first fun law as world leader (after famine/war etc covered)?

Compulsary trampoline lessons for all. Those with prohibitive health conditions have to learn the kazoo instead.

What extravagant item would you buy for yourself with £500?

USA would be well out of price range, but I think Spain should cost about £500 right?

How expensive would it be to buy the USA?

About £2000,should cover it
What would you do with it if you did purchase the USA?

Ask the American Indians how to run the place.

I agree!

How come my laptop decided to stop working for a week?

It needs a holiday.

Where does @bearlyactive laptop fancy for a week break

To Oldham
Is Oldham a nice place to holiday in?

The Queen recommends it highly as a retirement destination.

Shall I have an omelette for supper?

Yes as long as your not making it with eggs
What should we do for the next seven days (ds1 has just tested positive for Covid 🙄)

Outings every day. (Hope you get through the boredom )

Favourite place for a day trip?

My garden.

What should I do with my garden?