Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Only if you tidy mine first

Should I bath my dog today?

Yes your dog will enjoy a, lovely long soak in a hot bubble bath
What should I make for tea?

A Vindaloo or very hot Chilli to warm you up in this cold weather we're having in the UK right now 🤣

Do you think we should put the heating on?

Is it not already on?
How many miles is it to the moon?

12 miles

Would you like to go to the moon?

Yes can I get to the moon and back before bedtime?

Depends how you travel. By car, not a chance. By horse, maybe.

Can I go around the world in 80 moves?

I don't know, but I know a girl called Ari who lives next to a zoo who definitely knows how to get around the world in 80 moves

Do you think she'll let you in on the secret?

It depends on if you know the answer
Do you think I might actually melt?

No you are much too cool to melt

Do I give in and just wash the dishes myself instead of expecting my children to actually help?

No, leave them until they get flies buzzing around them.

Why do flies exist?

because they can't be swims

which room should I tidy first?

My kitchen

When will someone invent a weather thermostat so we can turn the weather up & down, add a rinse cycle (rain) & an extra spin (wind) & a prewash (snow) for Christmas Eve & Day?

I'm doing one right now should be good to go around 2054
Can I marry my new fan?

yes. but only of it's your biggest fan

why is my 14yo wearing a warm fluffy dressing gown in 30°C heat?

Same reason my 14 year old wanders around in a hoodie
Has god broken the heat switch and can't turn it down?

God has gone on her summer holiday & she's left her deputy manager The Devil in charge to keep us on our toes. Who unfortunately spent most of the weekend on the lash & in his hung over state has broken the world thermostat so it's stuck on high.
She's back on Monday so things should get back to normal again.

So what exciting/interesting things does The Devil have planned for us & will God have to send him on a 'Managing Your Workforce: How To Improve Harmony, Nurture Employee Relations & Create Prosperity' refresher course followed by a refresher Health & Safety & First Aid at work course?
And also suggest AA to him?

Well as we all know the Devil loves heat, so his plans are we will have temperatures like this year round 😭
Will God over rule him on this one and does the Devil really love Prada?

Yes and no.

No or yes?

Maybe
Will it be a white Xmas?

It'll be a green Christmas!

Why do kids love playing outside so much?

Ok having googled £250k is entirely possible. Some website quoting £60k presumably for something small

Because according to @Saggybaggyaggy (who may have accidentally posted on the wrong thread) the kids get money for playing outside.
So the bigger & older you are, you get more money.

Who pays the kids & why?
What thread should Saggy have posted on?

Well obviously the government pay older children £250 k for playing outside but only £60 k for the littilies to play outside
@Saggybaggyaggy posted on exactly the right thread
Will I ever get to the end of my laundry basket?

I did post on the wrong thread but this is one of the threads on here that make the most sense!!!