Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

I prefer Lincolnshire Tart

What do you say to taking chances?

I love it when playing Monopoly & land on Chance & take a chance card & win/get loads of money

What are Loadsamoney, Tim Nice but Dim & Kevin & Perry up to these days?

Laying turf in my garden.

When will the buyer if my house exchanging contracts?

Tomorrow with completion same day so hope you are all packed up and moving van booked.

Where is @AdoraBell moving to?

Scunthorpe
Will @AdoraBell love living in Scunthorpe ?

@AdoraBell will be living la Vida Loca en Scunthorpe

Does Adora know Ricky Martin or any other Spanish singer?

Yep, all of them, as they all have shares in El Toro in Scunthorpe High Street.

How long does it take to grow an orchid?

33 hours
How long does it take to grow an orchard?

34 hours

How long does it take to grow?

Three minutes
How is Donald trump these days ?

Busy learning to play the trumpet.

Will Donald Trump ever grow up?

I don't know what you mean ,Donald trump is the most mature sensible,caring man ever
Will school continue to ruin my morning naps , tomorrow ,by sending me various messages on Dojo?

No - the they’ll be at the door in person to do it instead.

What is DoJo? (Wrong answer but I’d also like the right one - too lazy even for Google tonight, but will tomorrow)

It's a school app you can download and send message ,s back and forth to teacher ,s and parents about their day ,we use it a lot because my son is at a special school ,but it annoyed me as I was trying to nap and most messages were not that important ,real answer
Wrong answer it's a type of sweetie 🤣
How will Xmas play out ?

Thanks @x2boys
X-mas has run away with X-ray to play in the snow.
What is your favourite word that starts with an X?

Xellent
Why don't all words start with X?

Because Z would be very unhappy as they've been promised that all new words will start with Z

What does Q think?

Q plans to go on strike but really wants U on a wild car strike with it as words are a bit too easy for to guess otherwise?

What do consonants think of vowels?

They think they're all facetious.

Where shall I go for my afternoon out?

Asda
What will the weather be like on Xmas day ?

Absolutely Brilliant Custard coloured sunshine with a light Dusting of snow followed by a rainbow. That Evening is predicted a Fabulously Georgeous Heavenly showing of the Aurora Borealis.
The International Space Station will be visible jumping around the sky in the Konstellation of Leo
We Might also see Neptune Or Pluto.

What are your plans on Boxing Day?

Absolutely not celebrating my son's birthday !!what are your plans for April the 22nd 2023 ?

I’ll be at home, got a delivery slot with Tesco’s saved with some wine.

What should I add to my Tesco order to make up minimum spend?

More wine
Are Aunt Bessie's Honey roasted parsnips a good addition to Sunday roast ,yay or nay?

Only if being served with tomato ketchup.

What's the best drink to have on Christmas morning?