Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Isla st Clair *

Never

Do you own any pearls?

Yes
Do you prefer Diamonds or rubies?

Blood diamonds

What should we eat on Christmas Eve?

Rudolph's carrots and Santa's mince pies.

Will I ever warm up?

Yes on July the 23rd 2022
Aibu to be watching friends for the eleventy Billionth time?

Yes YABU, you need to have watched it at least eleventy billion and one times to be a true fan.

AIBU to never have watched Friends?

No not many people have heard of it, let alone watched it as it's one of those try too hard, arty, niche, quite boring really docu dramas.

Tell me all about 'FIENDS'?

It's a TV comedy about six ghoulish Fiends who live in New York, scaring people
What shall I do for my birthday next week?

Watch fiends all day

What does @x2boys want for their birthday?

A DVD of Fiends.

What day is @x2boys's birthday?

32nd February.

How m add my days is it until last Christmas?

I don't know because last Xmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away 😥
Is it too early for Xmas songs ?

All I want for Christmas is for you to sing me Christmas songs

Did you see your Mum/Dad/any family member/pet kiss Santa Claus?

Yes, my German Shepherds all snogged Santa last year, 3 of them.

Is the world round?

No it’s torus shaped (google was my friend for this answer)

What would you name a planet if you had the choice?

Snuggles

Why is my boss such a dickhead?

Because there aren't any planets named after him

What's your bosses real other name?

Boris
Is Chris Rea on his way yet ?

Yes on his way Sesame Street.

What is Big Bird up to these days?

Touring the world

Will Celine Dion resume her world tour in time for me to go see her next year?

Yes but she will be doing it via teams ,so make sure you download the app
What will you have for breakfast next week?

Celine's Poutine

What's Britney's speciality dish?

Asparagus spears

What about Whitney's?

It was rice pudding with a blob of strawberry jam in the middle
Do you like Manchester Tart ?