Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

[bearlyactive]

You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Hersheys, it's just so rich and chocolatey.

What sort of Advent calendar should we get this year?

One for 2022
Have you your Xmas tree up ?

Yes - a real tree will keep all the needles until 12th night if you decorate now.

How tall is your Christmas tree?

As tall as the giraffe in my living room

What wild animals do you have in your living room?

My cat.

Will somebody PLEASE find a cure for cancer soon?

Genuinely scientists trying their very best and things are getting, but not at the speed we all want.

What wild things does @bearlyactive’s cat get up to m?

@Bagadverts

Genuinely scientists trying their very best and things are getting, but not at the speed we all want.

What wild things does @bearlyactive’s cat get up to m?

Oh I know

To answer your questions, DCat goes on rampages now and then, when everything that stands in her way gets flattened. This can include sofas, scratch posts, tables, and me.

Do you have an earworm right now?

No - just a book worm 📖

What book should I read next?

The Bible in its original text
How long will it take @TracyBeakerSoYeah to read the Bible ?

Thirty seconds

Where are they going to read it?

On the toilet.

Where were you born?

In The White House

Where were you born?

In the Blue house
What can you see out of the round window?

A triangle

How many sides does a triangle have?

58
What do porcupines eat for breakfast ?

Wotsits on toast

What do the Pontipine family think of the Wottinger family?

The Pontipines think Wottingers are CF just popping around expecting to be able to visit at all hours.

Red or blue?

Cerise
What do they do in the night Garden at Xmas ?

Their own little carol concert.

What's that coming over the hill?

Jack and Jill,
Did the old man who bumped his head ever get up in the morning?

Yes, I did

Do I have concussion?

No you have a Percussion instrument
Do you like Daisies?

I prefer Julies. Or Emmas, or Claires, or Marys.

What's your favourite name?

John Lewis

What's the most awful name?

Isla at Clair
Would you eat oysters?