Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Yes, because my garden is 23 miles long with the tree at the end.

Should I sell out to the developers for £££?

Of course not, you’ll enjoy your home living in the middle of the factory they are building.

Where does @Ellmau live that she has 23 mile garden?

Kensington Palace

Which royal is @Ellmau?

Prince Albert

Do the royals reuse names?

No ,never ,Elizabeth ,Anne ,Charles William ,George etc are all completely unique names
How many royals are in this thread ?

All the royals

How many non royals are on the thread?

None
Which Royal are you?

Charlemagne

So anything exciting happening in Glasgow this week?

Nothing I can think of 🤔
Why was the police helicopter circling my estate last night ?

Looking for the two scallies that go by the name Vlad & Winnie (The Pooh) as they're persons of interest in a big crime

What has Greta done to terrify the life out of Putin & Xi? They seem to be in hiding?

She has put them both on the naughty step hence they can’t attend Cop26.

What are Putin and Xi walking about on the naughty step?

They are walking about trying to keep warm as it' ,s really quite chilly on the naughty step,they are talking about how they can secretly infiltrate the Cop26 meetings
What disguises could they use?

Batman & Robin

Will Putin & Xi be more Del Boy & Rodders super heroes or more DC Comics super heroes & what will happen?

No, they're more Batman and Robin

Why are people still wandering around in Halloween costumes/makeup? (Nothing wrong with it, just strikes me as odd when it's nearly Bonfire Night!)

Not worth changing- only 360 odd days until it’s back again.

Should I go out for a walk when I should be wfh?

No you should work from home when you should be walking
What's an ideal packed lunch for a school child ?

Champagne, Christmas cake, a 4 pack of Greggs sausage rolls & a stunt apple

Do you outsource any of your housework?

All of it The Goblins do it when I'm asleep
Have you have ever met a Goblin?

Once saw one in the supermarket, tried to introduce myself but they just turned their back.

Do goblins live near the badgers?

Yes they live next door but they are not very neighbourly and try to ignore the Badgers
Do you have fairies at the bottom of your Garden ?

Yes, one's called Mary

Do you like the new ABBA album?

Well I would if I knew where to buy it!
I asked at the local newsagent if they had the new ABBA album & the stickers to go in it, but they just looked a bit confused & tried to sell me a Panini Football sticker album instead!

Have you ever won a MN prize draw?

No but I have heard the main prize is a Mumsnet chicken
Just how big is a Mumsnet chicken?

The size of an ordinary chicken on steroids.

What's your opinion on jammy dodgers?

They are ok but don't compare to Rich Tea
What is your favourite chocolate bar?