Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

[bearlyactive]

You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Jodie Comer, Daniel Craig, Mark Ruffalo, Suranne Jones & Sooty with guest appearances from Victoria Beckham, Judi Dench, Lee Mack, Ian Hislop & Bagpuss

Who is/are directing?

Ant and Dec
Where wil it be filmed?

In your nice tidy house

Who will watch it?

Everyone will watch it
Will all the posters on this thread be in I'm a celebrity get me out of here this year?

My lips are sealed!

Which celebrities do you think we are in real life?

Well I'm not ashamed to admit I'm Eunice hutHart
I think @TracyBeakerSoYeah is in fact Simon Grooms wife not sure who everyone else is?

I think one of you is Beryl

Is it you?

I am not Simon Grooms wife but I might be Janet Ellis's not murdering on the dance floor so in law.
Well I can't go into specifics but some of us are Victoria Beckham, Kate Middleton, Kerry Katona, Tom Cruise, The Queen, Keir 'Badger' Starmer, Graham Norton, Michelle Visage, H from Steps, Donald Trump & Katie Price to name drop a few.

Who is missing?

Beryl is actually a 'persona' of one of the aforementioned.

Who is Dave the persona of?

Dave is the persons of a high up in the royal family.

What would you do if you were King or Queen for the day?

Sleep. Too much responsibility.

How are you?

Tres Bien Merci
Do you speak Italian?

Je to záhada!

Voulez-vous coucher avec Dave ce soir?

Maybe , particularly if he is really high up royalty 😜
Are you inviting Dave and Beryl for Xmas dinner?

I think Beryl might have a speech to give, Dave’s welcome.

What should I serve for Christmas dinner?

Jelly tots and chocolate dip for starters
Fish fingers and gravy for main
And angel delight with walnut whip for dessert would be perfect
Are you doing a Boxing Day buffet ?

Yes, if I can be bothered. Otherwise we'll just eat empty air.

Why do people in toothpaste adverts always look so happy?

Because their toothpaste is laced with something less legal...

Is toothpaste an acceptable Christmas gift?

It's more than acceptable,anyone would be delighted to receive toothpaste as a gift
What's the best gift you have ever received for Xmas

Mark Ruffalo this Christmas.
It's supposed to be a surprise but I've found the hiding place & had a quick look under the wrapping paper.

What are your plans for NYE?

To go to @bearlyactive ,s NYE,s buffet
Would @bearlyactive want me to bring crisps and nuts and a bottle of something?

Yes, bring all the nuts!

Shall I stock up on epi pens?

Have I scared you all off? (It is Halloween after all)

No, we were playing sardines in the wardrobe & we're wondering when you were going to find/join us.

Where does the back of your wardrobe go to?

The land of make believe
Do you have a faraway tree in your Garden?