Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Yes, he will come parachuting into Number 10 dressed as Father Christmas on Christmas Eve, miraculously making COVID disappear so we can mingle free from anxiety.

AIBU to be fed up of Christmas already?

Bananas
Who is your favourite spice girl and why?

Kylie

What is your favourite spice?

Old spice
Who would you like to have Dinner with?

Jack (swoon) from Silent Witness

Who would you like to pm?

Bojo and Keir
Would you enjoy having dinner with both and what would you have?

Purple

How does a lightbulb work?

Ir works by lighting a candle underneath it
Is it shameful that I have enjoyed watching an afternoon of Catherine Cookson novels televised on TV?

Completely absolutely as you should have been dancing around the kitchen with me to Raye, Anne-Marie, Adele, Jesy, Charlie & Alice.

Why was I dancing to/with my ladies?

Because obviously you are the dancing Queen and you are also in the mood for dancing .
Shaill I just get the Bairn,s to sleep and Hunker down?

No - they should be at the park playing till at least 10pm.

Are you looking forward to half term holidays?

Absolutely,who wouldn't be thrilled by a house full of mess for a week
How many are you having for Xmas dinner?

I can’t eat more than two people for dinner even at Christmas.

Do you eat turkey on Christmas Day?

No we have a traditional Fish finger meal with all the trimmings
Does anyone actually like Xmas cake?

Yes, me. I love it.

Because you are constantly chomping on Rock hard icing and the Xmas cake you love
Can someone hurry Beryl up to come and tidy my house ?

Sorry she is going to be at mine for the foreseeable future.

Can we clone Beryl?

Beryl clones should be available soonish (The Badgers are working night & day)

Is Dave still working as a postie?

Yes as well as doing my windows ,and generally being a ladies man
Are the Badgers going to clone Dave too?

No the badgers have cloned Postman Pat.

How many things have you had delivered this week?

Many many this that are not what I have ordered or very appropriate
Does any body need a golfing for beginners set ?

No but I need a beginners set for middles & endings.

What shall I write in my novel for the November 2021 NaNoWriMo challenge?

Will the lion sleep tonight
If you were writing a novel about this thread what would the title be?

Right answers only

What genre is the novel of the thread (crime, biography, history?)

It's a thriller in which someone is trapped inside a cell and if they answer the perp's questions wrongly (according to him), they die in new and exciting ways.

Who has been lined up to star in the movie version?