Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

YMCA

Would you like a punch in the face as you've mentioned the c word?

I didn't think the word 'cloud' was all that offensive

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

A

What’s the easiest English word to spell?

The alphabet
How do you like your eggs?

Out of date

Is Beryl free for half term tidy at mine?

After Wednesday as she's doing a big tidy at mine first
Daves doing my windows, shall I book him for yours too?

Yes please i heard he can do amazing things up a ladder

How many skips should I order for my house tidy?

A pack of six prawn cocktail flavour- eat one pack an hours while carrying your rubbish by hand to the tip.

What is your favourite flavour of crisps?

Champagne & marmalade sausage flavour

How can we get Champagne free on the NHS or like child benefit?

By medicating it.

Have you ever been to Australia?

Yes I have several homes on the Gold Coast

Have you carved your pumpkin yet?

Oh yes - Boris and Starmer make quite a pair.

Do you eat pumpkin seeds?

I only eat pumpkin seed, s
Do you prefer mashed potatoes or roast?

I just eat all the potatoes, you can never have enough spuds!

Who invented the word spud?

Mr Potato Head on his death bed.

Best detective series?

Coronation Street

Best soap?

Poirot

Best drama?

Getting all the family out of the house on time.

Best documentary?

I find a plastic wallet folder works best.

Favourite breed of dog?

A cat
When did you last eat weetabix?

In 1905

What's your earliest memory?

What I’m doing tomorrow.

What are you doing tomorrow?

I'm going to run a marathon and hike up Ben Nevis,all before lunch
What's for lunch?

Chocolate buttons and custard

How does this work?

Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on?
Will Boris save Xmas?