Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

no - it was all about last Tuesday night.

How many nights till Christmas?

It's Xmas now Merry Christmas 🎄🌲🎅🎀
What did santa bring you?

Not the red pram I wanted when I was 4 yrs old which still annoys me decades later 😂

What annoys you decades later?

That i got to be a bridesmaid at my uncle wedding (I didn't get picked, but wrong answers)
Can you play the violin?

Yes I am an expert and will play at the Royal Albert Hall next week.

Do you take sugar in your tea?

No - sugar should only ever be added to tomato soup.

What's the best town in the UK?

Penguins.

Why is the moon so big?

It’s not, it’s the size of a tennis ball.

Golf or tennis?

Cricket.

Bananas or melons?

Tomatoes, but only if grown on the vine.

Who is your top to win strictly this year?

Lala and Dipsy
Do you enjoy travelling?

Yes, I've just had a particularly thrilling trip to the shower.

Do we have it in us to get to October half term?

Yes - you do know half term starts tomorrow don’t you?

Not in this part of the world, half term starts the following week.

Why can't we all have the same school holiday dates?
(I want the ones we had where we lived previously as now I'm out of sync with my friends & preferred starting school at the end of Aug & finishing early July - cheaper holidays - well used to be)

Because schools like to over complicate things it makes it more exciting
How many more sodding PCR tests will my boys have to take this year?

PCR and LFT tests will be replaced with one single test called XYZ, to avoid the whole debate about which one is more accurate.

Jam or cream first on a scone?

Jam on the radio, cream on my face am & pm, & Scone is that palace in Scotland.

Where are Sofia, Charlotte, Adelaide, Madison, Savannah Florence, Kerry, Dakota, Georgia & Chelsea?

Adelaide is in Adelaide, Dakota's in Dakota, Georgia is in Georgia and Chelsea is in Chelsea. The others - somewhere between those four.

Who's made in Chelsea?

Pancakes and cream
How long is a piece of string?

The red dress is nicer.

Do you like kippers for breakfast?

Yes, as how else would they text & use their tablets/laptops

What are the Badgers thinking this week?

"Are these MNers insane?"

Why has my grasp on grammar completely gone today?

Your hands are oily and slippery.

What is the most important thing I need to know about English grammar?

That there are more Academy's than Grammar, s
Do you like clowns?