Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Chicken stew
Whats the difference between stew and casserole?

You can roll a casserole.

Who's the calmer chameleon?

Fingermouse

What's really going on in the fancy dress shop that Mr Benn frequents?

It's too lurid to go into detail but let's just say, everybody put the car keys in an ashtray 🤫
Does Jamie still play with his magic tourch ?

Yes he does, and it lights up red when played excessively.
When do the cows go home?

When the Ninky Nonk arrives

What does Makka Pakka do with all those stones?

Hes gravelling his garden
Do the pontipines still sleep in that big bed?

No some porcupines took over?

What should I have for breakfast?

Steak and kidney pie and chips
Shall i go back to bed once the kids are at school?

Go after they come back. They'll survive.

What's the time, Mr Wolf?

It's time to blow torch the creme brûlée

How do I stop eating treats in front of the Tv?

Walk round the back and snack to your heart’s content behind the TV (requires a mirror to continue watching.)

What should I watch on TV tonight?

The Euromillions draw

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Go to sleep
Why am I awake?

You were woken up by the Easter bunny, and you now have chocolate eggs in all of your cupboards.

What is the greatest book ever written?

Yellow pages 1981

How many books have you read this month?

Eleven million and one
Do you read a newspaper?

I only read the Daily Fail

What's for dinner tonight?

Dog food

What do dogs like to eat?

Heinz Tomato soup with seeded bread covered in Dairylea (can you guess what I've had for tea )

What's your favourite soup?

Chicken tikka masala

Do you like mulligatawny?

Only with marmalade sandwiches
Who is the font of all knowledge?

Paddington Bear

Who is the knowledge of all fonts & typeface?

Uncle Bulgaria
Are the Wombles still Wombling free?

Yes, Boris is on holiday right now so I'd say he's pretty free.

Is it all about tonight?