Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Nelson Mandela House

Why do only fools and horses work?

Because of the Green Green Grass of Home
Did Trigger ever find out Rodneys name wasent Dave?

He did, but continued to call him Dave anyway.

Who played Trigger?

Reginald perrin
Do you have an Uncle John?

Three Uncle Johns and one Aunt John

How many cousins do you have?

None
What is your mothers maiden name?

Jehoshaphat

What is your secret hate?

You. (JOKING!!! JOKING!)

Why do I have Christmas songs in my head already?

Because Today is Xmas day, Merry Xmas 🎄❄️☃️🎅
When will it be Valentines day 💗💖?

Because Father Christmas retired and left you in charge - preparations start on 25/12 hence you are gearing up with music now.

What job would you hate?

Valentine’s Day 15 January 2027

What job would you hate?

Being a wine taster
What job would be your ideal job?

Wine taster

Red or white wine?

Sparkling Rose
Champagne or Prosecco?

Apple juice

Can I have a hand hold?

You can have a pinky promise
Where are all the socks?

One of each pair is good and stay where they should, the other goes wandering - try the shed

What’s in your shed?

In my head
Is it to late to go to bed?

Yes you missed the sleep window you need to stay up until 2.53 tomorrow afternoon

What time is it now?

2.53 tommorrow💤
Do you enjoy Gardening?

Only in a zen garden

How come a fly has decided to enter my house in October??

It’s the fly’s house, not yours and you have been squatting since January 2021.

Where do tooth fairies live?

In Timbuktuooth

Where does the Easter Bunny live?

On Xmas Island
Who lives on Easter Island?

Lord Lucan with Red Rum

What is the best thing to put on toast?