Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

[bearlyactive]

You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

No you shouldn't have done and I'm going to tell the police. How did you know my name was Nap?

Will it rain in October?

It might as well rain untill September.
Will you be lonely this Xmas?

I don't know yet, it's only January

Where did I leave my time machine?

Under the bed in 1790.

Which year is @bearlyactive stuck in?

The year 2525
Whats it like in the year 2525?

Nice.

Is it normal that my children are stuffing red chillies into their mouths?

Completely normal as they are trying to save you money on your heating bill & also do their bit for the environment at the same time.

When will someone make free energy?

They have, havent they told you?
Where would you go if you could go back in time?

2525 and maybe meet with @bearlyactive

Where would you go forward in time?

2526 and wait for the rest of you all to catch up

How come DCat won't leave me alone?

Because hes or is it she? Is a visitor from 2525/2526
Should we all meet up in the year 2525 wont it be fun when we are all fully grown?

I’m ageing backwards (if only ) so should be a teen by then.

What was the best thing about being a teenager?

Easily getting served underage in the pub 😋

What's the easiest thing about being an adult?

Being able to fight the monsters under the bed.

What are you wearing?

A cocktail dress and kitten heels
Is that too overdressed to go shopping?

You should go shopping in just your knickers.

Is it wrong to still wear your maternity knickers when your child is 3?

Oh You are only supposed to wear maternity when the child turns 13 - thongs during pregnancy and their childhood.

How long is each pregnancy?

On average three years and two months
How will the Badgers be celebrating Xmas?

With a bag of spinach & a jeroboam of Champagne for each adult Badger

What do the Badger Cubs want for Christmas?

They want a tangerine and an apple
Will santa have to wear a mask this year?

No - only long thin presents that can go down chimneys or through letter boxes this year so he can keep social distance - what with age and weight
he’s probably CV or even CEV.

What day does Santa get given presents?

February the 30th
How does Dave like to spend his Sunday evening?

Watching whatever's on Dave ja vu?

Who do you reckon will be knocked out of Strictly tonight?

Beryl
Are you going to Daves new years eve party?

Yes - have 24 April in the diary

Where does Dave live?