Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Secretly proud as she's like the 90 year matriarch of the family & can say what ever she wants & actually says all the stuff he wants to say but can't

When will the people of the UK wake up & see that the Government are lying bastards baskets?

You came upstairs to tell me to read the thread properly & ask me did I want beans or spaghetti on my toast?

What should I have & when will the people of the UK wake up & see that the Government are lying bastards baskets?

The Conservative, party are very gracious, and generous
Did @TracyBeakerSoYeah have spaghetti or beans on her toast?

Toast. She had toast on toast.

What can I do with marmalade? (I don't like marmalade particularly!)

You can paint your bathroom ceiling with it
What shall i paint the bathroom walls with?

Nesquik Strawberry Milkshake powder as it's a lovely soft relaxing shade of pink.

I want to have a luxurious bath what product should I treat myself to?

Some nice gloss paint

What colour should I paint my nails?

Strawberry colour

How much do you miss Woolworths?

With every fibre of my bei g
How much do you miss Kwik save?

I dream about it weekly..

What colour should I dye my hair?

Magenta
What colour should i dye the kids?

Leopard print but make sure it's safe to use on baby goats.

What are the Badger Cubs 🦡 up to at the moment?

C(l)ubbing.

Have you been clubbing since the clubs opened again?

I never actually stopped, just went underground.

Clubs, hearts, spades or diamonds?

Squares
What would you eat with Beetroot?

An anti-emitic.

Did I spell that correctly?

I have no idea what you are on about!

What are we on about?

You are on a roundabout.

Swings or seesaw?

Slides
Why is it cold in the morning s?

The sun has decided to save the planet and turn down the thermostat.

What time would it be reasonable for me to go to bed when staying as a guest?

9am and stay in bed all day
Do you like Bacon?

Yes, I love baking

Have you ever run a marathon?

No i prefer Snickers
Was it you who ate all the bread?

All the bread and the flour during the great baking crisis of March 2020.

What should I cause a shortage of next?

I dont know but i do know the fuel crisis was all your fault 😠
Should i have, little nap?