Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Zebras - same taste in colours 🦓🦓

Have you ever ridden a zebra?

Cross post Pet fleas called bounce and bonce 2, 3, 4

Have you ever ridden a zebra?

Bounce not bounce!!!

Yes I have a carousel 🎠 in my garden & have a rota of assorted animals that go on it.
The Zebras 🦓 are very well behaved & like being ridden & their secret ambition is to do dressage at The Olympics.
However I do find the carousel Alpacas 🦙 a bit of a handful.

What mayhem do the Alpacas cause & why are they so naughty?

They eat all the grass, and drink all your wine, they are so naughty,because they are trying to outdo the chimps
What do the chimps like to drink?

Um... Bongo

Why did they name it Um Bongo?

The chimps named it
I have not thought of Um Bongo in years and was talking about it this very afternoon with dh 😲
Did the juice man from Del monte say yes?

The man from Del Monte actually said "You better ask the Missus mate"

What did Mrs Del Monte say?

She said No 😢
Will the Op ever come back to the baby name thread and say what the name is and what is the name?

I think you were on NetHuns babe

Do you go on Nethuns babe? If yes, why? Or if no, why?
Thanks hunny 😘 xxxxxxxxxx
👶 💙 not granny to my gawjus lil babee boy Stormy-Water Cloud Surname 6789 hours old 💙 👶

Yes - I really liked the film Babe.

Is Babe better than Shrek?

It's better than Up

Is there a film called Down?

If you look carefully at the credits every film is called Down, they have a nickname like Up or Babe.

How many rooms in your house are downstairs?

Fifty three
How many rooms in your house are upstairs?

Everything is upstairs as I live on a space station

Have you met an alien & how did you know?

I think there maybe aliens👽on this thread, shush
Will the real Slim shady please stand up?

No - he’s feeling lazy today.

What excuse do you give when you are too lazy to go to a meeting?

The cat ate my motivation.

What's your current earworm?

Cha Cha slide
Is that now your earworm?

No my earworm has gone to sleep.

Are you asleep?

Yes - sleep typing while sleep walking

Where am I sleep walking to?

Outside, to sleep in the rain

Are you awake yet?

Zzzzzz

When will I wake up?

When Neptune and Jupiter collide
How does Keir Feel about Angela Raynor?

He wears gloves to maintain an air of propriety.

Now, what did I come upstairs for again…?