Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

[bearlyactive]

You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Only if the Mooshrooms don't try to take over the Horses stables & eat all the carrots.

Do the Badgers still play Minecraft?

They craft. Don't know if they play Minecraft.

When will I finally face my Waterloo?

When you say thankyou for the music
Are you a, Dancing Queen?

Only for Money, Money, Money

Where has Fernando gone?

He called you last night from Glasgow but you were out 😢
Do you want a man after midnight?

I’d take a chance on a man at 1.29am

What was the last thing you changed your mind about?

Wether to take a chance on you or not
Would you boil an egg in a hot tub?

No I'd fry it on the bonnet of an Aston Martin instead

Shaken or stirred?

Mixed, Tom cruise style in Cocktail
Are you ready for Xmas yet?

Give it six months, then maybe.

Are you dreaming of a white Christmas?

No im dreaming of a pink and sparkling Xmas,
Are the Turkeys excited for Xmas?

Yes because they have their fingers crossed that they will have the whole of Christmas off.

How do you make extra carbon dioxide?

Breathe. (Might not actually be too far off the mark actually.)

How can we fix the planet?

We can fix by getting in Bob (the builder)

How will Bob fix the planet?

Papier mache and sticky backed plastic Blue peter style
Will Bob need any help?

From (blue) Peter, yes.

Do Tom and Barbara Good feel good?

Rotten actually- Just can’t admit that what with the neighbours they have.

Could you be self sufficient if there were no shops?

I could be self but not sufficient.

What is with my love affair with Kitkats right now??

Bump

Bumpsa daisy
When will it be tommorow?

When @bearlyactive has eaten all the dark chocolate KitKats.

Do you eat Penguins?

No i prefer Polar bears
Would you get a pet Tiger?

Yes, two though so they don’t feel lonely. my local park won’t mind me keeping them there.

What is your favourite animal?

Do you really have to ask 🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡 😂😂😂

What are the Badgers favourite animals & why?

Fleas they like to cuddle them to sleep
What names would the Badgers give their pet fleas?