Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Yes you will and you will sit there and have a, lovely coffee and cream cake whilst doing your Cross word and then go home
Will the rain stop long enough for me to hang some washing out side?

The spiders are doing their best to weave you a big cover to keep your washing dry but they are just a little worried that you may accuse them of trying to 'dark on' your washing.

Should a group of spiders knock on @x2boys door to explain what they are doing?

Only if they're prepared to make friends with the Badgers

(Update: I did make it to the gym... AND I exercised!)

Will I be able to walk tomorrow?

Yes but only if you walk on stilts
What colour shall i paint the ceiling?

Black as will lighten up your North facing living room

Give me a brilliant interior design tip?

Paint everything chewing gum white so you never have to wipe down the paintwork again
How clean is your home?

Pristine if only!
How often do you clean the kitchen?

18 times a day

How often do you change your bed sheets?

When Mercury is in retrograde.

Where is my mind?

On Mercury

Are pollen levels high today, or am I just allergic to DCat?

Your Dcat is allergic to you and is sending out stay away from me vibes which result in you sneezing
What strange allergies do you have?

I'm allergic to word searches as they make my eyes ache, head hurt & give me the full on RAGE 😡

What gives you the RAGE?

Sage
What would you keep in a cage?

Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck

Who would you lock in the cupboard under the stairs & why?

Kim Kardashian With luck as has nothing to do will sort the place out

Are there stairs in your house?

No, no. Stairs or stares or pears
Do you eat pears?

Not really as I prefer passion fruit

What's your passion?

Fruit!

What's your favourite vegetable!

Eggs
Do you like sprouts?

Love them

What should I eat with my bean sprouts?

An epi-pen

Are you allergic to anything?

Epi pens
How do you serve carrots?

I don’t - they prefer buffet style than restaurants.

Do you book hotels based on quality of the breakfast?

Only if they serve coco pops
Mushrooms yay or nay?

Neigh

Do horses like mushrooms?