Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

1834

What year did you finish school?

2022
What school did you go to?

Got expelled from Eton, St Clares & Mallory Towers.
Luckily The Chalet School give me my 4th chance & I was Head Girl until I left.

What did Timmy really think of Julian, Dick, Anne & George?

Tbh he was sick of being dragged all over the place he just wanted to nap in front of the fire
Does George still want to be a boy?

No, she now wants to be a unicorn.

Did Darrell Rivers make it to St Andrews?

@bearlyactive

No, she now wants to be a unicorn.

Did Darrell Rivers make it to St Andrews?

She did but, she discovered alcohol and boys and dropped out in the second year and had to take a "shudder" typing course and Daddy then employed her as his secretary What became of Gwendoline?

She became Secretary of State for Education and was determined to dealing with bullying and exclusion of children by other children.

What do you want in your midnight feast?

Prawns dipped in vinegar sprinkled with gravy granules. (To be honest that's probably something those girls would have tried given half the chance!!)

What became of Horrid Henry?

He became Head Engineer at NASA?

Apparently the Space Station is in dire need of repair should we call DIY SOS, Grand Designs or Location, Location?

Bob the builder and Handy Manny will fix it
Is Nanny plum still a Nanny?

Yes she's still nannying Boris.

What did Sooty, Sweep & Soo want to be when they grew up?

Muppets as they got to do Christmas Carol.

Would you prefer past present or future?

I wanna ride on time
If you could turn back time?

I find a way to the Love Shack

Who dropped all the glitter on the road, door, mattress & well everywhere?

Winnie the pooh🙄
What is Christopher Robin up to these days?

Twittering

What about Rod, Jane and Freddy?

Gone fishing using Rod as a make shift fishing rod

What are Zippy & George up to these days?

Zippy's being a makeshift zip for someone, George... who knows?

How are Auntie Mabel and Pippin doing now?

Very well thankyou, they inherited a fortune from great uncle Bulgaria and retired to a chateau in the south of france
Did Hamble ever get over her ridiculous name?

Hamble now goes by 'The Duchess of Hamble' and, as yet, has never been questioned on this.

Where the hecking heck is the nice cheese?

Under the bed

What’s under your bed right now?

A submarine

Why do I have a submarine under my bed?

Because we all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine
What do I have under my bed?

A Russian doll style set of beds - smallest is matchbox size.

Matchbox or lighter?

Candle

Will I make it to the gym today?