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Original poster

Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

929 replies

bearlyactive · 05/07/2021 21:00

You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

OP posts:
x2boys · 04/09/2021 13:07

Purple
Will you be painting the roof too?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 04/09/2021 14:51

No I will get Dave to do it

What's Dave's secret ambition?

MyCatEatsPrawnCrackers · 04/09/2021 14:57

To become a Druid and worship at Stone Henge.

Why is Dave still single?

x2boys · 04/09/2021 16:25

Because, he doesnt feel its fair on Womankind, to limit himself to. Just one woman
Whats Daves brother called?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 04/09/2021 16:44

Cameron but goes by the name Ed & nickname is Shed

Why does Dave brother Cameron call himself Ed & why does everyone apart from Beryl (who calls him Cams) call him Shed?

x2boys · 04/09/2021 21:32

Because he cant go by Bear as Bear grylls is his best friend
Have the badger cubs gone back to school yet?

Duetorain · 04/09/2021 23:08

Ones near me are sett schooled so don’t follow the same term dates, not sure about others.

What do badgers learn in school?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 05/09/2021 15:56

At High School they study International Politics, Forensic Science, Chemistry, Holistic Therapies, Economics, Philosophy, Textiles, Art & Phitography, at least 2 MFL plus Latin, Classics, History, Geography, Cordon Bleu cookery lessons, Survival Studies, Hair & Beauty & they have their PE classes run by the SAS.
They leave High School with an AIBU (Advanced International Badgecalaureate Universe Cert)
Primary school they get their Maths & English GCSEs & some take their Driving & HGV license.
Preschool is Montessori but all they all leave with a First Aid & Veterinary Diploma.

What questions would the Badgers ask us?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 05/09/2021 17:06

'How TF do you know so much about us?'

How TF do you know so much about the Badgers?

OP posts:
Duetorain · 05/09/2021 17:14

MNetters on this thread

What do you know about the rabbits?

x2boys · 05/09/2021 18:36

That they are not hares
Anybody want a Bacon,buttie?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 06/09/2021 08:21

Only if it's got Big Mac sauce on it

Do you know anything about the Cats?

OP posts:
TracyBeakerSoYeah · 06/09/2021 08:43

They are living gods

Do you know anything about everything & nothing at all?

Giggorata · 06/09/2021 08:48

Well, I know which way the wind is blowing AND I know the way to San Jose.

Cream or ice cream?

x2boys · 06/09/2021 17:56

Peanut Butter and Jelly
Did you give Boris a haircut?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 06/09/2021 20:09

With the world's bluntest scissors, yes

How do you pronounce misophonia?

OP posts:
x2boys · 06/09/2021 22:21

You dont
Who is the greatest of them all??

Duetorain · 07/09/2021 09:13

Boris Johnson- not sure what greatest at.

Original poster
bearlyactive · 07/09/2021 12:23

Indeed

Who is the least greatest of them all?

OP posts:
x2boys · 07/09/2021 12:37

Omar Sharif
Who is salty sally?

Duetorain · 07/09/2021 19:04

The boss at a pretzel factory?

What flavour pretzels should I buy?

x2boys · 07/09/2021 19:17

Honey and cucumber
Will my son sleep in anticipation of his new school tomorrow?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 07/09/2021 21:28

He will sleep and you'll have a job getting him up tomorrow

Is @x2boys's DS asleep yet?

OP posts:
x2boys · 08/09/2021 21:48

He wasent and now he is
Is anybody THERE?

Duetorain · 08/09/2021 22:34

No I’m HERE Smile

What year was your first day at school?