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Original poster

Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

929 replies

bearlyactive · 05/07/2021 21:00

You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

OP posts:
Original poster
bearlyactive · 30/08/2021 08:24

Teacher Interceptor (because God knows they need them)

Why has this thread been so quiet recently?

OP posts:
x2boys · 30/08/2021 10:12

Because everybody is learning new songs to sing to the Badgers.
How long will. the Sausages take to cook?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 30/08/2021 16:58

Twelve and a bit hours

What would you describe as supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

OP posts:
Duetorain · 30/08/2021 18:07

A hammer

Do you own a hammer?

x2boys · 30/08/2021 18:47

No
Are you waiting for the Hammer to fall?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 31/08/2021 00:05

No I'm waiting for Mr Sandman

Will he turn up or will I still be sat here wide awake at 7am?

simitra · 31/08/2021 00:19

100% accurate!

Are cats as obedient as dogs?

simitra · 31/08/2021 00:22

Sorry - wrong question.

A prince will ride up on a white horse.

What kind of shoes should I wear for the office?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 31/08/2021 07:22

Stilettos with little pitchfork heels a la The Devil Wears Prada.

Do you know what I mean? (Look up the cover if not!)

OP posts:
TracyBeakerSoYeah · 31/08/2021 11:03

Now that would be telling!

What book(s) have I written?

x2boys · 31/08/2021 11:13

The Christian Grey book's
8#

x2boys · 31/08/2021 11:14

Oops sorry
Why did my tablet just post 8#?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 01/09/2021 09:14

It thinks today is the 8th.

How is it September?

OP posts:
x2boys · 01/09/2021 13:29

It isnt it is August the 32nd
When will it be November?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 01/09/2021 20:53

When the sun is over the yardarm

Do you have a yardarm?

x2boys · 01/09/2021 20:54

Yes i do
What is a Yardarm?

Didactylos · 01/09/2021 21:06

An oldfashioned term for a shoulder injury caused by too much gardening

Why do I have to get up in the morning?

Duetorain · 01/09/2021 22:51

You don’t

What time is if now?

x2boys · 02/09/2021 11:23

8.72 pm
Why is a, 24 hour clock?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 02/09/2021 11:59

Because there's 24 hours in a day.

Why is the 24-hour clock often called 'military time'?

OP posts:
Duetorain · 02/09/2021 21:15

@bearlyactive deviation from your own thread - correct answer (google Just a Minute if this makes no sense)

Military time - the military time team got in before medical time and new mother time.

What exercise do they do in the army to be able to march on their stomachs?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 03/09/2021 12:16

Sorry

They have the birthday bumps every day.

Where can I hide?

OP posts:
TracyBeakerSoYeah · 03/09/2021 14:32

Under my bed

Why are you in hiding?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 04/09/2021 09:03

I'm being chased.

Who am I being chased by?

OP posts:
Giggorata · 04/09/2021 09:16

A tame goose

What colour should I paint my house?