Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

No 30 degrees C and dry in England today.
Where do they make the rain?

In the sky

Am I the only one who uses the 'smiley hints' on here?

Yes

Did you put the cat out?

No but i put the rat out
Theres a Bat in my kitchen what am i gonna do?

Put the bat out!

Can you give me a kick up the backside please?

Yes and I’m still social distancing where possible so it should get two metres away from you.

How long it since your last walk?

Two minutes if you count literal walking, three and a half hours if you count walking as exercise.

What's your least favourite TV show?

Casualty because they keep killing off all my favourites!

Why am I still watching it?

Because you secretly yearn for charlie (no idea if charlie is still in casualty)
Is Meghan still in casualty?

No, she's in California

Is she surfin' USA?

No she's in New York, New York recording her album of Frank Sinatra covers.

How did Megs discover that she's a brilliant Frank Sinatra impersonator & can sing really well?

When She
was in the city that never sleeps, she was singing New York, New york to stay awake
Where is the city that never sleeps?

Stuck on the phone trying to get a doctor’s appointment about their insomnia.

How many hours a night do you sleep?

25
Where is the Debit card?

On the train!

Where is it going to?

To London to see the Queen
Is the Queen at Buckingham Palace today?

No - been spending time being Queen statue at Madame Tussaud’s

Whi would you like a selfie with?

Madame Tussaud herself

Who was the original killer queen?

Queen Bee
What is your favourite type of cereal?

Honey Puffs

Can I bee what I want to bee?

Only if you mind your own Bees wax
Would you prefer to be a honey Bee or a Bumble Bee?

I would prefer to be Burt Bee as then I will own a cosmetic company & that be will make me very happy.

What will make you happy?

Vodka at regular intervals
What makes the Badgers happy?

Singing badger songs!

How much do the Police Interceptors intercept?

Nothing, TV company is using old footage from The Bill.

What other job or profession would you like to see for documentary like Police Interceptor?