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Original poster

Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

929 replies

bearlyactive · 05/07/2021 21:00

You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

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Original poster
bearlyactive · 13/08/2021 19:10

Go for it, as long as it's a fluorescent yellow one

How did it take me four tries to spell fluorescent?

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x2boys · 13/08/2021 19:39

Because the fluorescent lighting is messing with your mind!
How long does it take to defrost lamb chops?

Duetorain · 13/08/2021 22:44

3 minutes should do it

What can I cook in 3 minutes?

Giggorata · 14/08/2021 10:34

The books.

Where is yesterday?

SquirryTheSquirrel · 14/08/2021 10:36

In the future

Why do birds sing?

x2boys · 14/08/2021 11:30

They are practicing for the X factor
Whats going on with Simon Cowell these days?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 14/08/2021 12:59

Lack of X Factor

Will BGT be back?

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x2boys · 14/08/2021 15:34

No but the BFG will be
Does James still have his Giant Peach?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 14/08/2021 16:58

He ate it long ago.

Is James now a Giant Peach?

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x2boys · 14/08/2021 19:00

Hes a big round chocolate peach after eating his way through Charlies factory
Is Danny still the champion of the world?

Duetorain · 14/08/2021 23:37

No Danny happy to leave the limelight so Matilda is champion now.

Can we get George to organise a cure for cancer?

PoppyDotx · 14/08/2021 23:46

George is busy in the bathroom right now so it may take awhile.

Do you think cats toe beans will take over the world?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 15/08/2021 20:01

I do hope so

What about dogs' paw beans?

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x2boys · 16/08/2021 19:32

I have no idea
Are pigs Trotters the way to go?

Duetorain · 17/08/2021 09:40

No when the pig went to market it’s trotters got sore from the walking.

What is the saddest song you know?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 17/08/2021 09:58

Happy Birthday To You

Do pigs actually trot?

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Duetorain · 18/08/2021 11:37

More of a walking pace.

What is the furthest you have ever walked?

x2boys · 18/08/2021 13:52

To "our gate"
Where is "our gate"?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 18/08/2021 17:08

Margate

Where is Margate?

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x2boys · 18/08/2021 17:09

In Paris
Paris France or Paris Texas?

Ellmau · 19/08/2021 14:20

Paris Tennessee.

Where does the road to nowhere actually go?

x2boys · 20/08/2021 09:27

Birkenhead
Have you ever been sent to Coventry?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 20/08/2021 09:50

Not quite - I've been sent to Covent Garden though

What do you get when you cross Basingstoke with Stoke-On-Trent?

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x2boys · 20/08/2021 19:05

I dont know but I believe Terence Trent Derby is a distant relative
Will it rain tomorrow?

Original poster
bearlyactive · 21/08/2021 10:44

It's England - of course not!

Is it raining right now where you are?

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