Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Eighty-five, and another hundred and four by my previous father.

How many horses do you have?

One for each day of the week.

Can you ride?

74 and another 85 from my previous jockey
Do you have an Aunty Mary?

I have an Auntie Marian, if that counts?

How are you?

Ca va Bien Merci
Can you speak Spanish?

lo siento, no hablo Español

do you like strawberries?

Not at all, all smug about not being oranges.

What is your favourite number?

12,
Is Bob Your Aunties Live in Lover?

No, Bob's my auntie's groom.

Cadbury or Galaxy?

Universe

University or apprenticeship?

Polytechnic
Tea or Coffee?

Strychnine

Yes or no?

Noodle

When did you last eat noodles?

This morning
Are Noodles the same as Poodles?

I don't know, but I seem to have oodles!

Where are we all?

Sat on the beach at lythem St Annes
Shall we visit the Windmill?

Only if it's windy

Will I ever sleep if I drink a can of Coke now?

Update: I did sleep!

Happy birthday to this thread

New question: Where is everyone????

Everyone has decided it’s the holidays so no questions need to be answered.

When do I get the birthday cake in a box?

When you send me a card for my anniversary
Would you like a colin the caterpillar cake?

As long as I don't get sued for it, yes

Where's the party being held?

In the village hall,
Shall i book a magician?

I think you'll have to

Can you magic up the rest of the posters on this thread?

I will cast a spell to get them all back
Are they all celebrating the threads birthday without us?

Sadly it seems that way

Shall I wear a kimono today?