Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 7

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You know the drill - answer the question above with a wrong answer. Bonus points if they're weird.

Previous question: Should the Op be thinking of starting a new thread?

My answer: Do it yourself

My question: When's actual summer weather coming back?

Plant silver bells and cockle shells and pretty maids all in a, row
Where is Marys little lamb now?

Ran off with the badgers.

When does a lamb become a sheep?

When it grows a fleece.

How come I was last in the queue when backbone was handed out?

Unfortunately they didnt take enough ribs off adam, so you are missing just a bit of back bone

Why is it sheep single and plural and not Sheeps?

I don't know, but I'm sure whoever decided that now feels very sheepish.

How's your Monday going?

Swimmingly ,its so fantastically interesting
Will tuesday be just as good?

Tuesday there will be a drought or maybe a flood.

What are you doing this evening?

I thought i would d go disco dancing in ibiza
How is everybody celebrating August bank holiday?

Is everyone else self isolating from the thread?

I’ve been self isolating in Lloyds.

Why should I trust a bank because it has a horse?

Have you ever known a horse to declare bankruptcy ?

Why are oranges orange?

Because they are not purples
On that note why are Lemons not yellows?

Because they're not strawberries.

Why are strawberries not called reds?

Because they would be red peppars, which frankly darling would nt go down well at wimbledon
Have you ever had a, punnet of red peppers and cream and pimms?

Yes each first of June, start of Summer.

Who is Pimm?

Australian's with a bit of a cold mis pronouncing pommes
Why are Bannana, s called Bannana, s and is that the right spelling?

All the other B fruit names were taken, spelling is in your mind not reality.

Do you like bananas?

They drive me bananas!

Can you drive a banana?

Yes - electric as standard though so you’ll need a charging point.

Do you have an electric car?

No i have a pedal car
Is rain a good thing?

No rain has been a very bad thing - temper tantrums. It has been put on the naughty step.

Will it be sunny next Thursday?

Of course, And for every Thursday after!

Why is my eye twitching?

too much eye rolling

what was the last thing you ate

My sister

How many siblings do you have?