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Guess what I found under the sofa

456 replies

FloralBonnet · 27/06/2021 18:08

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

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ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 27/06/2021 20:08

@Kettledodger

We are now 2 hours along was the OP just having a laugh?
welcome to your first ever "guess what/where/why... thread
RubyGoat · 27/06/2021 20:09

That Wanksock doesn't appear to have a discernible conscience.

popcornfrenzy · 27/06/2021 20:10

A small family of badgers?

Oblomov21 · 27/06/2021 20:11

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RickiTarr · 27/06/2021 20:11

@RuleWithAWoodenFoot

Walking or beach based activities like kayaking or sailing. We have a place in Cornwall, but often don't go when the weather looks shit, even if we had planned to.

I don't want to go on holiday in the UK this year either. Places are rammed with people who would rather be in Spain, or working at limited capacity.

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Oblomov21 · 27/06/2021 20:12

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WhatMattersMost · 27/06/2021 20:12

@FloralBonnet

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?
Your sense of decorum and self-respect?
Oblomov21 · 27/06/2021 20:12

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GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 27/06/2021 20:13

A fossilised dirty nappy? Or even an unfossiled one?

JaquelineBean · 27/06/2021 20:14

Well I'm currently missing:

My dark green scarf
My Summer celebration T shirt
My black shorts
my get-up-and-go

was it any of those? I'll pay postage for safe return!

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 27/06/2021 20:14

final panels of the Bayeux tapestry?

Freyaismyname · 27/06/2021 20:15

@AfterSchoolWorry

The Tour de France spectator who caused the crash yesterday? 🤣🤣
😂😂
YouthfulIndiscretion · 27/06/2021 20:15

DH’s burner phone from his affair
Teen DC’s burner phone from their drug dealing business
Your burner phone to the Kremlin (although you probably shouldn’t tell us about that one)

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 27/06/2021 20:16

Cromwell's head? Blackbeard's treasure? JFK's brain?

MrsGulDukat · 27/06/2021 20:18

The crew of the Mary Celeste?

Boris Johnson's left testicle?

A Stargate?

Entrance to Narnia?

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 27/06/2021 20:18

If it’s my best kitchen scissors I’ll be grateful. God knows where they’ve got to.

Picklypickles · 27/06/2021 20:18

One-Eyed Willie.

Mamamamasaurus · 27/06/2021 20:18

Your IUD?

OhDear2200 · 27/06/2021 20:18

England’s chance of winning the Euros?

MrsGulDukat · 27/06/2021 20:19

England’s chance of winning the Euros?

Impossible.

You cant find something that dont exist.

YouthfulIndiscretion · 27/06/2021 20:19

Source code for Bitcoin?

AbsolutelyPatsy · 27/06/2021 20:20

used condom?

speakout · 27/06/2021 20:22

It was a trap door to the nether world.
The OP ventured into Zork kingdom and has been lost forever.

vegas888 · 27/06/2021 20:23

@AfterSchoolWorry

The Tour de France spectator who caused the crash yesterday? 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂made my night !
VerticalHorizon · 27/06/2021 20:23

Whatever U2 were looking for?