Guess what I found under the sofa

[FloralBonnet]

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

An early version of Rick Astley's famous hit, specifically for under sofas...

'Never gonna lift you up!'

A cube of poo?

Your husband?

A Withial. I understand Cornwall has mislaid theirs.

A winning lottery ticket

Come on OP tell us already!

Please don't let it be any type of animal

Nothing that's worth the wait.

@Litthefirealready

Matt Hancock’s integrity?

Matt Hancock?

@SecretKeeper1

Oh pleeeeease be the lady who lost her ironing board

Brilliant!!! I am still completely flummoxed as to how you lose an ironing board (unless it belonged to a Barbie house?)

Just read all 8 pages and still non the wiser!

Though MN has not let me down with alternative answers.

@viques

A Withial. I understand Cornwall has mislaid theirs.

Ba-dum tish!

A Mars bar , use by March 2019

A desiccated frog

Walking or beach based activities like kayaking or sailing. We have a place in Cornwall, but often don't go when the weather looks shit, even if we had planned to.

I don't want to go on holiday in the UK this year either. Places are rammed with people who would rather be in Spain, or working at limited capacity.

the defeares tears of Senhor SmugFace?

5000 missing homing pigeons ?

My waistline. God know I can’t seem to find it anymore 🙄

Wrong thread, soz..

• defeated

My missing fabric scissors. They're not in this bloody house, I've looked...

Matt Hancock’s conscience?

We are now 2 hours along was the OP just having a laugh?

The Holy Grail?