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Guess what I found under the sofa

456 replies

FloralBonnet · 27/06/2021 18:08

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

OP posts:
VerticalHorizon · 27/06/2021 19:51

An early version of Rick Astley's famous hit, specifically for under sofas...

'Never gonna lift you up!'

RubixRubicon · 27/06/2021 19:52

A cube of poo?

HappyCamperT5 · 27/06/2021 19:53

Your husband?

viques · 27/06/2021 19:54

A Withial. I understand Cornwall has mislaid theirs.

Tangledtresses · 27/06/2021 19:55

A winning lottery ticket

Kettledodger · 27/06/2021 19:55

Come on OP tell us already!

MolyHolyGuacamole · 27/06/2021 19:55

Please don't let it be any type of animal

WhatMattersMost · 27/06/2021 19:56

Nothing that's worth the wait.

pinkprosseco · 27/06/2021 19:56

@Litthefirealready

Matt Hancock’s integrity?
Smile
Onefelloutofthecuckoonest · 27/06/2021 19:57

Matt Hancock?

PinkCast · 27/06/2021 19:58

@SecretKeeper1

Oh pleeeeease be the lady who lost her ironing board Grin
Brilliant!!! Grin I am still completely flummoxed as to how you lose an ironing board (unless it belonged to a Barbie house?)
OhDear2200 · 27/06/2021 19:58

Just read all 8 pages and still non the wiser!

Though MN has not let me down with alternative answers.

HyggeTygge · 27/06/2021 20:00

@viques

A Withial. I understand Cornwall has mislaid theirs.
Ba-dum tish!
H1Drangea · 27/06/2021 20:00

A Mars bar , use by March 2019

gonow · 27/06/2021 20:04

A desiccated frog

RuleWithAWoodenFoot · 27/06/2021 20:05

Walking or beach based activities like kayaking or sailing. We have a place in Cornwall, but often don't go when the weather looks shit, even if we had planned to.

I don't want to go on holiday in the UK this year either. Places are rammed with people who would rather be in Spain, or working at limited capacity.

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 27/06/2021 20:05

the defeares tears of Senhor SmugFace?

NoProblem123 · 27/06/2021 20:05

5000 missing homing pigeons ?

ipswichwitch · 27/06/2021 20:05

My waistline. God know I can’t seem to find it anymore 🙄

RuleWithAWoodenFoot · 27/06/2021 20:05

Wrong thread, soz..

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 27/06/2021 20:05
  • defeated
RubyGoat · 27/06/2021 20:07

My missing fabric scissors. They're not in this bloody house, I've looked...

Benjispruce3 · 27/06/2021 20:07

Matt Hancock’s conscience?

Kettledodger · 27/06/2021 20:07

We are now 2 hours along was the OP just having a laugh?

pollyhemlock · 27/06/2021 20:08

The Holy Grail?