Guess what I found under the sofa

[FloralBonnet]

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

2 pens, a sock and a cat furball sick under mine yesterday

Oh FFS I am going to bed.

OP isn’t coming back is she?

A button

@NigellaSeed

A slightly smaller sofa

......and then a smaller one under that....

C'mon OP
It's getting dull now

A dead mouse

Divine inspiration.

All the socks you’ve ever lost.

The entrance to an underground bunker.

Sofa wheels.

The Ark of the Covenant.

Your missing pet hamster.

A life?

@SciFiScream

You found a rhetorical question didn't you?

🤣🤣🤣

I have a horrible feeling it was a perfume bottle.

Please tell me it is a black sock with a unicorn embroidered on the left hand side? I bought a pair about a year ago and wore them once. Only one came back out of the washing machine

Either my memory or your creativity

A smashed vial labelled “Warning! Contains Covid 19. DO NOT OPEN!”

A half packet of Benson and Hedges?

..

Fuck all??

My mojo

@OldPunk

Fuck all??

haha - post of the day!

A troll?

Please tell me it was this ironing board

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3513499-AIBU-to-ask-you-to-explain-missing-ironing-board

I'm guessing that Op's lost under it now?

A gateway into Narnia. Has someone already said that?

Toss up between an alien space ship which has now taken her onboard, or the classic portal to another time dimension and she’s propping up the bar in the Royal Oak with Gary Sparrow even as I type.

That or OP is a budding author and needed help with an interesting plot twist for her book involving a mumsnet using heroine who lives a fairly mundane life until she discovers something under the sofa.

A swimming chicken

Atlantis

Is it Ross Geller all covered in fluff and whimpering “pivot… pivot… pivot”