I just don't understaaaaaaaand...

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... why i don't lose weight. I never eat breakfast and I hardly eat anything else apart from coffee with cream, loads of cheese and no carbs apart from chocolate and wine but that's stress management right?

Aaaaand I always look a scruff but it can't be because I can't be arsed to work out how to style it...

Anyone else similarly baffled about why life isn't going their way?

This is clearly where you are going wrong @Magpiecomplex

@ThatLibraryMiss you're clearly delusional about your size. If you are gorging a whole cube of soup every few days and inhaling vegetable odours you can't possibly be teeny tiny. It takes me a month to finish a cube of ice, but I do have a bird like appetite and I'm super teeny tiny. Very irresponsible of you to encourage others to emulate your binge eating.

@FlouncerInDenial I know. I'm deeply ashamed... 7/10, must try harder.

You need to make your diet alkaline to stay looking as good on the outside as you are on the inside.
Eat a kale leaf for breakfast