Guess how much DH weighs

[Wigeon]

So I am going to add DH (with his permission!) to the Zoe app which is helping researchers track what’s going on with Covid in real time (you report whether you feel well/unwell every day).

However, to add him I need to state his weight and he hasn’t weighed himself in about 20 years. We don’t own scales. His trousers waist measurement is usually 32”/34”, and he’s about 5’9”/5’10” tall.

Anyone any idea? I literally don’t even have a ballpark idea of what an adult male of his build /height weighs!

12st 1

Have we had 12 stone 2 yet?

@Ihopeyourcakeisshit

Have we had 12 stone 2 yet?

Why, yes, but I’m happy to share the prize.

I'm going to say 12 stone 3lbs. I have no idea what that is in kilos.

I'm an outlier

I think you might need to take smelling salts.

I think he's more likely to be 15 stone

(But he looks good to me. I like a solidly build chap)

PLEASE report back.

I’m going with 13 stone 7

76.4 kg

I think bang on 12st.

Please don't let him be 11st 3lb, because that's what I weigh and I'm a fair bit shorter than him

I'm going with 11 stone 8 but would prefer music lessons to your dh as a prize, since he "hoovers" instead of 'vacuums' 🙈😁

Just weigh him!

If he is the price could I ask his age? Or should we be guessing that too? (Just considering if it is worth importing him, if I win).

I’m going guess 13.2

Right, so since this is turning into A Thing, I am most of the way through creating a distribution chart of the guesses for you all, and compiling key stats (er, how many people have guessed). Have run out of time to weigh him before lunch (SORRY!) - stuff got in the way (weigh?), and now we are out for a pub lunch/walk. But I PROMISE I will update later today with the weight, and a pretty chart.

No, Nooo don't give him a pub lunch. Have you any idea how expensive it is shipping him to Scandinavia as is? Don't feed him, please.

12st 1lb

I'm guessing 73kg 11st 3lb

Are we allowed to factor in the addition of a pub lunch?

13 stone be very surprised if much less.

13st 6lb

The only true weight is first thing in the morning after going to the loo. You have to be stark naked, step on the scales, step off muttering What! You vicious lying bastard!
Take off all jewellery including earrings. Step back on. Open your eyes. Get off and kick the damned thing back under the bathroom cupboard for another year.
It's the only way.

13st.

When do we find out!!?

Careful he doesn't stuff his face - a big meal can make you a good half stone heavier don't cha know!
Or so I've heard....