Things that can F*** off

[WomenHour]

I would say
Domino's putting mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza.

5 billion people. Give the planet a chance to heal the wounds we have inflicted on it.

Corona related anxiety. Everyone I know is so on edge at the moment.

Fucking rain when I've just put the washing out

My ex can fuck right off,
The guy who was messaging me for MONTHS before finally moving on to more flirty messages, then when I asked him over, ran for the hills and said it was all just friendly banter. Like fuck. I don’t go texting my mates asking if they need a hand in the shower. Twat.
Covid of course
Horses not living as long as humans. Utterly not fair.
Crohn’s disease
Slightly shitty friends
Crappy managers at work
Not having enough money coming in 90% of the time.

Period pain 🤦‍♀️

Covid19

Seagulls.
Seagulls that choose your roof to have an argument with each other.

Most politicians
Whichever cat puked a fur ball on my stairs
Whoever invented fizzy wine with corks too tight to get out of the fucking bottle..

@Plussizejumpsuit

My anxiety. Currently trying to reassure myself my twinge in my calf is not dvt. There is no reason it would be and it doesn't hurt that much. Ffs

Oh, how I can relate to this! I have health anxiety.

I convinced myself I was having an eptopic pregnancy this month, blood tests from GP confirmed I am not pregnant.

Weirdly, I’ve also been looking up DVT symptoms today as I have pain in both my calves. Only reassurance is that it rarely happens in 2 legs.

Anxiety can fuck right off!

Pigeons
Chin hairs
Rheumatoid Arthritis

My neighbours.
The last 10lb that won’t go.
DH’s stress levels
Quarantine.
Covid.

Thread worms

Work. Well, one job. Fuckers can fuck right off (I have a thread running about it).

The cat that keeps shitting in my flower bed!

my fucking ex who is doing my fucking head in.

and menopause, specifically hot flashes

Parents who won't name their child's clothes and expect me to remember every item they've worn for the last month.

My dog and his hypersensitive hearing leading to hysterical barking every time someone approaches the house.

The government, all of them

People who blame everything on young people (I am not young but my kids, their friends and my young colleagues are on the whole decent, hard working people)

Calories

Covid
My fucking shoulder
Tinnitus
My cunt of an ex h
2020 in general

My “Out to impress” new fucking department manager.

My new “confuses being impressively assertive with being downright rude” colleague. Actually , not colleague - subordinate. Notice that on senior to you, you pushy bitch.

I’ve seen both your types several times before and will still be here after you’ve burnt out or not got your own way and moved on/ left the profession. Would you mind trying not to fuck too many things up on your way through, please?

I am finding my DM infuriating on many levels as well, it's a long story but there's also point addressing it with her because of her reaction to things which makes everything even more infuriating

So many of us in this thread suffering from tinnitus.

A mass Fuck Off is needed. I’ve had it for half my life now and I can honestly say it has almost destroyed me.

Wish the medics could find a cure.

Loneliness
Alan Sugar (does he not realise civil servants HAVE been working throughout the pandemic on the very schemes that he praises?)
Boris
Jeremy Clarkson
Hand sanitiser
My neighbours smoking weed at 8am stinking my house out

Would have added foggy glasses too, but have purchased the best masks ever which stop this from happening so I can cross that one out.

Please can you share details of said masks? AndNone🙏

I’m so fed up of suffering mask blindness with both my spectacles AND my sunglasses!

Thank you

starks they are from an Etsy shop: www.etsy.com/uk/shop/lindyloucrafts23

A friend recommended them and they have been a game changer.