Things that can F*** off

[WomenHour]

I would say
Domino's putting mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza.

The bloody NHS recruitment department
Teenage boys puberty
Nobhead husbands
My right hip
Aldi potatoes
My shit dishwasher

My boss for being a huge temperamental asshole sometimes which means trying to gauge the mood every time I speak to her.

Schools and C19

Cleaning in general

Staggered drop offs at school. 40 min wait between schools 🙄

Empty toilet rolls, when the new ones are right next to the holder.
Actually, possibly just my lazy ass family in general.

Anyone on here who moans about Covid restrictions by using the word 'roolz'

Period pains

My cheating whore ex best mate.

@maryboleyn and @ABCDay

You both beat me to it. Maybe they could all fuck off together on a coach. Any more ex husbands who need to fuck off?

Covid
My manager
Hot flushes
Night sweats
Ppe

Clutch bags. You either get claw hand from carrying the bastard things or they get all sweaty from being stuffed under your armpit. Straps please!

An annoying person who used to be sane who keeps posting the number of people wearing masks on his morning bus commute.

My neighbours doing their washing up at midnight and shaking their cutlery drawer like it is a musical instrument.

People who beep their car horn when they pick someone up instead of moving their lazy arse out of the car a ringing the doorbell.

People who have music blasting out of their car in the middle of the night.

[quote Lemonsaretheonlyfruit]**@maryboleyn* and @ABCDay*

You both beat me to it. Maybe they could all fuck off together on a coach. Any more ex husbands who need to fuck off? [/quote]
they can fuck off to the other side of nowhere & then fuck off some more 😂

Neighbours that slam the toilet seat down, every single time. Just get a soft close one so I don't jump out of my skin every time you have a pee.

Cardigans that get caught on the clothes airer or door handles

Mine! Please take mine too

Neighbours that slam the toilet seat down, every single time. Just get a soft close one so I don't jump out of my skin every time you have a pee.

What are you doing in your neighbour's bathroom?

People posting "Has anyone got the phone number for the [insert name of shop/takeaway]" on Facebook instead of just googling it.

People who read their phones while they are driving.
Adults cycling on the pavement.
Face masks.
The Mask Police.
The Social Distancing Police.
The words "the new normal".
"Be safe".

Passwords.

Be kind.

Lest we forget.

The headache that I’ve had for the last month.

@CrunchyNutNC

People posting "Has anyone got the phone number for the [insert name of shop/takeaway]" on Facebook instead of just googling it.

Oh god, yes! FFS!

Nitrous oxide cannisters. The parks and countryside are littered with them.