Things that can F*** off

[WomenHour]

I would say
Domino's putting mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza.

Migraines
Children home with coughs after three whole days in school
Neighbours not picking their stuff up from my house when I ask them to
Cats waking up at 5am
School runs costing two hours a day
Taking on too much work out of money worries

Mosquitos, bunch of cunts!

For those who asked it’s like this but with Timberlands. It’s a thing where I live.

Photo fail

And while I’m at it... cycling shorts. They can disappear unless they are on actual cyclists at the time they are actually cycling.

My almost permanent fatigue.
Running out of diet coke as it's my fave thing to drink with vodka.
People messaging me to suggest mtg up and then disappearing. If you dont want to or cant meet dont bloody suggest it!
Covid
Boris Jonnson
Brexit

The attorney general!

Wolves.

It's not a pressing problem but occasionally I read about rewilding schemes and I have a visceral response to the idea of wolves being reintroduced. I blame the Brothers Grimm.

@Originalyellowbelly give Radio 4 a listen, there is some fantastic stuff on there, lots of completely unbiased stuff, some funny stuff which may or may not be biased depending on your politics, some interesting science stuff, food stuff, drama, and Gardeners world don't you dare diss GW

@Whattheworldneedsnowislove yep , need to swivel the mirror to the higher magnification and wear my glasses to deal with them, might just give in and purchase some beard oil

@NameChange84

For those who asked it’s like this but with Timberlands. It’s a thing where I live.

This is awful on many levels.

This bastard cold.

This is awful on many levels.

I imagine that now you’ve seen it, you get why it needs to fuck off...

My colleague at work who is up the boss's arse and just a condescending twat in general.
Im fact if she doesn't fuck off as requested I may just let slip about her lesbian affair with the office junior last year...

@NameChange84

This is awful on many levels.

I imagine that now you’ve seen it, you get why it needs to fuck off...

Definitely!

My desire for an organised and structured workplace because my colleagues don't give a shit and I wish I didn't give a shit too but I can't let myself be like them.

Brexit can just fuck off!

All that crap about oven ready deal, and we've descended into this shit show.

Coronavirus. I can cope with everything else.

“Your call is important to us. Did you know that you can find most information on our website? Go to double-U double-U double-U dot I’ve just wasted 10 minutes on your shit website dot co dot uk.”

Brexit and all 3 word slogans can get to fuck.

Teacher bashers can also do one.

Wasps
Mosquitoes
Covid
Litter
#makingmemories
#blessed
£600 school coats
People who don't take responsibility for themselves
Women who can't stand other women

People spend £600 on school coats? 😳🤯

Big fat Sue in the office

Covid 19
2020
Boris Johnson

Kidney failure