Things that can F*** off

[WomenHour]

I would say
Domino's putting mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza.

@Heartlake Women who can't stand other women Oh God yes !

Fucking fat pigeons eating all my raspberries and shitting them everywhere.

Fucking ‘Accept Cookies.’ I must have accepted about sixty thousand cookies so far.

The roll of fat on my tummy that gets in my way when I’m doing yoga. So embarrassing and uncomfortable.

My stupid bastarding hair that responds to the slightest bit of humidity by turning me into Richard the Third.

They can all fuck right off.

frumpety I will have a listen tomorrow, I need something different after watching the 3rd re-runs of Homes under the Hammer.

My colleague who keeps trying to change the rotas after ive made plans with my rota'd days off !!!

Oh my eyesight, which is worsening by the day and is like a big parade leading in my impending dotage.

That can fuck off. Well, it already is, but you get my drift.

My dog barking at NDN coming and going. Fucks sake dog! Just as he starts getting used to NDN, she buggers off to work away for a few weeks, then when she comes back im back to square one with him!

2020. Killing Diana Rigg is kind of the last straw.

Work.
The son of our neighbour calling my DD who has ASD a weirdo when she was saying hello to him and telling his friend what a weirdo she is.

@Lemonsaretheonlyfruit My controlling ex husband will be definitely joining the group.

My bstard ex can fck right off

@LyndaSnellsSniff

Jo Malone discontinuing my favourite candle. I can only afford to buy it once a year and they’ve taken it away from me. 😭

Lidl do an amazing version of this!

Wasps
Covid
My cancer
Everyone's cancer

Not necessarily in that order

Covid
BoJo
Trump
#blessed
Birds constantly shitting on the car
Hand sanitiser stingy hands
People posting pics of their shit dinners, followed by this emoji 😋
Instagram
Live Laugh Love
Facebook
Jacob Rees Moggs face
Slugs
Wasps
Masks and steamed up glasses issues
My neighbours
Referring to twins as "double trouble"
Cleaning shopping with anti bac 😴
The word "unprecedented"
The entire Kardasian family

I could probably go on for days...

Our cats unilateral decision to suddenly change breakfast time to 5am - announced by yowls outside the bedroom door.

Same cats’ midnight half-a-mouse presents deposited in some dimly lit section of hallway to be conveniently stepped on when heading for the loo.

The next politician who solemnly mansplains that the blame for tightened covid restrictions is the fault of the young/the old/cat owners/lizard people - anything and anyone except their own face-palming levels of ineptitude.

@LunaNorth crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

to poorly people

brexit
fucking johnson
fucking tories
fucking shithead manipulating bastard ex

I suggest those who bitch endlessly about the BBC go and live somewhere else for a bit and they'll soon see how exceptional the quality is and why so much of it is exported, as well as contributing to Britain's entertainment industry that punches far above its weight.

@user1498572889

My neighbours doing their washing up at midnight and shaking their cutlery drawer like it is a musical instrument.

Sorry for laughing but that's hilarious!

My dripping kitchen tap
Covid
DH's snoring

The drug dealer in his noisy fucking car every evening. Turn it down! Sod off! could report to LLs but worried about trouble

Neighbours slamming their doors late at night. Arguing loudly but not clear enough to hear what it's about 😂

@Toilenstripes - frizzy menopause hair....is this a thing? Sorry to de-rail, but I'm peri-meno and got the frizziest crown. Never, ever had frizzy hair before (and the rest has got curlier!) Nothing I try works. It makes me very cross, any tips please?

The people downstairs having a party and ringing our doorbell.