Things that can F*** off

[WomenHour]

I would say
Domino's putting mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza.

The bird from some horror movie which scares the shit out of even my husband at 3am. But it comes only every few weeks, so we don't get used to it.

my son't ingrowing toenail. Had surgery 2 yrs ago on left foot. Now it's on right foot. The doc did warn that there is a high chance of this ....

Cancer

Oh and the entire education for notfitfirpurpose SEND children system

@pussycatinboots

My neighbours cock going off at 5.30 am....slightly better than june, it was 3.30am then. 🐓😤

Snigger!

COVID
My chronic lung disease
Cows
The price of cars

Really unpleasant people who
hashtag #bekind
You've never been fucking kind
hashtag #fuckoff

People that take their dogs for a walk wearing a doggie onesie! Fuck off!

The secret fa,ily courts, manned by stupid judges who take children off perfectly lovely mothers and give them to narcs, arseholes and wankers of fathers, And then don’t give a flying fuck about the distress and turbulence they cause in the children’s and mothers lives.
There..I’ve said it..and yes it happens all too often

Gender identity

The word staycation for anything other than sleeping in your own house nightly and going off to do nice things in your locality daily

People who put that extra thing in the bin but won’t empty it

Pringles having 2 for x cost instead of 3 for x when 3 people in a family like different flavours

Shopkeepers that hurry you through due to Covid making you forget to ask them for something behind the counter you really needed too!

Crap adverts on my phone, that make the screen jump about, for shite that I am never going to buy and am not interested in.

My soon to be former employers. They've ruined my life and I will never forgive them.

[quote Thingsarel00kingup]@Toilenstripes - frizzy menopause hair....is this a thing? Sorry to de-rail, but I'm peri-meno and got the frizziest crown. Never, ever had frizzy hair before (and the rest has got curlier!) Nothing I try works. It makes me very cross, any tips please? [/quote]
I’ve just realised I’ve got it so no tips I’m afraid, except I will be researching it. Could be we need one of those keratin treatments? 🍰

Waking up at 1am and knowing that's all the sleep for tonight I will get.

COVID
Conspiracy theorists
oisy eaters a
People that chew gum with their mouth open
The person that leaves skid marks in the works toilet - it's like a tractor has driven through a mound of turd - disgusting!
The words 'new normal'

Work
DP
Family
Friends
Everyone in the world
Responsibilities

Just for a year week or two.

2020

@Plussizejumpsuit

My anxiety. Currently trying to reassure myself my twinge in my calf is not dvt. There is no reason it would be and it doesn't hurt that much. Ffs

I get this sometimes when I’m dehydrated. Have a glass of water? 💐

Harriedharriet "2020"

Yes. This. I'd like to add
Certain co-workers--- you know who you are!
Sleepless nights
Corona
Pregnancy scares
Expensive books
Ditto gender identity sashh
Expensive olive oil
21st century

Jacob Rees Moggs face Couldn't agree more.

Woodlice

people messaging me on Facebook Messenger when they have my phone number?!

My ears being cold on the school run

Remoaners
Nicola Sturgeon
Thongs
Periods
Vandals
My boss
Covid 19

Adults in pyjamas in the supermarket, doorstep and shop chuggers, Instagram, filters, duck face, big eyebrows, my mattress and covid

My speciality pizza is the vegetarian hawaaian which is mushrooms, pineapple and jalepenos. I'll see myself out....