Things that can F*** off

[WomenHour]

I would say
Domino's putting mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza.

Can we chuck ex not-quite-husbands in with the ex husbands please. Unless anyone has any spare patio slabs, in which case I'll take them, and probably split them with my friend who is also trying to deal with her shit of an ex not-quite-husband.

Also wasps.

Covid
Media reporting on Covid
Social media comments on Covid
The Government, especially Johnson, Hancock and Raab
Dominic Cummings

Have I mentioned Covid?

@AllPlayedOut

If there's pineapple on your pizza, you have a much bigger problem than them putting mushrooms on it.

Definitely!

my own; people applying for (NHS) jobs only stating they have a degree. Meaning you can't score them for the required GCSE's. Yes it may be obvious. No I can't score you for it unless you TELL ME 😭

People that don't turn up to house viewings when you've spent hours cleaning and tidying and keeping the kids from messing everything up 🤬

The fact that no one else has mentioned the BBC.

@Originalyellowbelly the whole of the BBC ? every little last bit of it ? all the content and programming ?

Non-lockdown clothes, non-lockdown hair and non-lockdown make-up. Back at work and having to scrub up again.

IBD.

Flooding.

Tinnitus.

And Grant Schaps and the BBC

Uneccessary facial hair, why do I suddenly need excessively long eyebrows and moustache and chin hairs ? I had managed without them for decades and then woke up one morning looking like a billy goat gruff.

EVERYTHING!!

But mostly work related things.

I think I'm going to fill out the two applications I've just been looking at tomorrow!

frumpety, don't worry, if you are coming to the age of facial hair, it means your eyesight should be deteriorating any day now so you won't notice them.

My mother who is miserable all the time and thinks the shit of covid is only happening to her.

Making me feel guilty for my life.

Fucking next doors cats on my fucking garden! . I've just been out to water my brand new boarder, with plants they don't like the smell of and lots of gravel and sharp stones, so they won't want to put their bums on it and it's fucked!

Influencers

The idiot who suggested skin to skin and asked if I was still breastfeeding when I asked for advice on dealing with night terrors in a two year old. Coz I'm really going to shove a tit into his mouth when he kicks me if I try to stroke him...

frumpety yep, all of the biased lot of it.

Pregnancy and the 2 stone I've put on because of it. I. Only 20 weeks, I'm so fucking ill and tired. It can get yo fuck.

House flies

Bra underwire digging in my ribs

The dog that craps in my drive regularly

The owner that lets his dog crap in my drive regularly.

Twats who think wearing a face mask is an affront to their civil liberties

Twats who drive to Barnard Castle to test their eye-sight

Zoom calls

Fly tippers

Gender-neutral toilets

Slugs
Mouth ulcers
Hair in the plug hole
Skid marks
Covid

The Ward Manager from the neighbouring acute ward. Sour-mouthed old cow.

@MaureenMLove You need a really spiky Bush like pyracantha, or beg the prunings from a neighbour’s. Any gaps in the flower bed, fill them with a mix of those spiny as fuck twigs and normal twigs stuck in the soil. I love cats but have got to be an expert at the Fort Knox flowerbed.
As to what can fuck off, Johnson, Cummings and all the henchmen (henchpeople). And they can take their dodgy corrupt procurement deals and catastrophic no-deal Brexit with them.

That miniature Philip Scofield sitting on that woman’s shoulder on the ads.

Fruit flies can fuck right off

Autocorrect can fuck off too. Why did it change bush to Bush?