Things that can F*** off

[WomenHour]

I would say
Domino's putting mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza.

Watery soup
Male/female takey turnsey newsreaders
Pubic hair

Nothing needs to fuck off more than Boris and his cronies

People that say 'the new normal or even worse 'embracing the new normal

My itchy, spotty armpits. I don't know what's caused it but it's really uncomfortable.

Jo Malone discontinuing my favourite candle. I can only afford to buy it once a year and they’ve taken it away from me. 😭

All the damn website accounts and passwords one needs to know to pay bills, to do schoolwork, for work-work, for training, for online shopping, banking, etc, etc, etc. It's endless!!!!

Zoom orTeams meetings

My in laws. I used to love them but since moving to the same place I've bumped into them 5 times in 7 fucking days and I'm sick of it.

Feel on edge constantly looking out to avoid them.

The whole of 2020.
I'd like to hibernate from now until about April 2021.

My job

This year

What a massive Cunt of a year

Covid!!!!
The Covid police
People who didn’t follow the rules before but are now all sanctimonious and wouldn’t dream of meeting with 7 people 🙄 F**k off...still happy to go to the pub though!
And about 5 stone 🤪

Bras and shoes
I have been happily in stretchy bra tops and sketchers for months but now I am having to leave the house more and look presentable I am wearing underwire and heels - both of which can fuck right off

Be kind, which is now used by some as a reason to shut down any type of debate/vague criticism.

@Plussizejumpsuit I’m the same re anxiety, it’s utter shite.

My fucking next door neighbour

I hate him so much. I have nearly started a thread so many times but the kinds of ludicrous responses I have seen on other threads has put me off.

Plus loads of posts always say "oh I would move OP" and I cant move and even if I stated this in the OP I would STILL get responses saying "I know you said you cant move but I would move if I were you"

Who are the men in onesies and timbalands? Never seen it

My boss being the biggest arse hole ever. Decides to change working hours on my return to work after being furloughed. No wrap around child care or family to help. Basically told you have no choice but to change anyway 😠

The film lid on ready meals, which the instructions suggest you simply peel off , it never ever ever comes off in one piece, ever ! unless it is frozen and then it takes as long to cook as a roast dinner
Fray Bentos pies in a tin, I have never met a tin opener that can open one without the need for a blow torch and a hacksaw.

my fucking shit of an ex
covid
climate change
ptsd
my spare tyre....

Fucking huge spiders

My digestive complaints.

The menopause

My arthritis
That stupid Tena lady advert ( the one where she has had a baby) sooo
irritating.
People who abuse children and animals.

Face Masks
Floor Arrows
The Tory government
INSTAGRAM reels

Thrush
ladders (In hosiery)
Random hairs where they don’t belong
Hay fever
Donald Trump and his entire family (except maybe the niece that wrote the book)
Child beauty pageants