Things that can F*** off

[WomenHour]

I would say
Domino's putting mushrooms on Hawaiian pizza.

Whatever the fuck is going on here can fuck off. It began as a dead fly, followed by a dead spider, a live one has now mounted the dead one and is either eating him or engaging in necrophilia. They can all fuck off.

Dungarees for adults.

Onesies outdoors on adults, especially adult men who leave them unzipped to their belly buttons when they are bare chested, paired up with undone Timberland boots. It seems to be a thing in these parts.

Those giant ear hole plug thingys that make it look like you have massive holes in your earlobes...they make me feel very squeamish.

Kids having too much internet and specifically social media access...the whole tik-tok man blowing his brains out was bad enough without knowing very young children witnessed it.

@AllPlayedOut

Neighbours that slam the toilet seat down, every single time. Just get a soft close one so I don't jump out of my skin every time you have a pee.

What are you doing in your neighbour's bathroom?

Oh in my old house you could hear next door’s bathroom light go on (pull cord bing-click then rattle against the wall) despite being on different sides of the house 👀 it was unnerving in the middle of the night!

Daddy long legs
The mosquito that bit my arm last night when it was poking out of bed holding up my kindle.
Autocorrect changing what I'm writing all the time!

My fucking squealing tinnitus! 😡

In no particular order:
Slugs, spiders, Covid, ex husbands, chronic illness, winter too

Pedestrians wandering heedlessly into the road while fiddling with their phone, yes my bike doesn’t make a noise so look before crossing

Asterisks in swear words @WomenHour !
Predictive text
Face masks
Bradley Wiggins

Migraines. Can feel it coming.

Coronavirus

My two year old today

The illness that I’ve got right now can do one.

Chronic muscle pain
The fucking virus and anything related.

The Labour Party
My osteoarthritis
Everything 'woke'
Fucking huge spiders
Agree with PP - 'Be Kind'

Those giant ear hole plug thingys that make it look like you have massive holes in your earlobes.

They don't make it LOOK like they have massive holes in their earlobes, they DO have massive holes. I watched a programme recently where this guy had HUGE holes which he wanted gone. The surgeon did a reasonable job of stitching them up but they will never look like normal earlobes.

Fiona Bruce - makes any tv programme unwatchable
Covid19
'Influencers' with all their 'followers' - it's so infantile. Make your own decisions - don't listen to some vacuous nobody on social media.

The geese that appear to have moved in on the field next to my house

And their fucking awful racket at 6.20 every morning

Onesies outdoors on adults, especially adult men who leave them unzipped to their belly buttons when they are bare chested, paired up with undone Timberland boots. I'd like to add to my vote... 😱

Those loops attached to the inside shoulder of tops and dresses
Flies, I've been through 2 cans of fly spray in the past 6 weeks

Cancer 😭

Boris Johnson

My anxiety

Roadworks
Guinea pig hair (seriously had no idea they shed so much)
Stupid weather that can't make up its mind
Our noisy neighbours
Accordions.

The last half a stone - just Fuck Off would you?!

My neighbours cock going off at 5.30 am....slightly better than june, it was 3.30am then. 🐓😤

@pussycatinboots

My neighbours cock going off at 5.30 am....slightly better than june, it was 3.30am then. 🐓😤

What exactly happens?!

My anxiety. Currently trying to reassure myself my twinge in my calf is not dvt. There is no reason it would be and it doesn't hurt that much. Ffs