Most annoying advert on the TV right now

[CormoranStrike]

Is for Numan and its erectile dysfunction treatment.

I get unreasonably annoyed at the opening line: “erectile dysfunction is common in men”.

Well, yes, but it’s unlikely to be common in women!

OMG 'Perf with Surf' makes me want to scream into a pillow...

Perf wif surf 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I change the channel if any nationwide ones come on. They are just awful.

What does ‘Perf with Surf’ actually mean? I’ve never seen the ad.

The yazoo ad.

Or it might just be that it drives DH crazy and that is annoying.

I came on to say perf wif surf.
I always buy surf as well.
It's even worse on the radio.

@Pinkarsedfly
Perfect with surf (the washing detergent).
It's Dani Dyer. It's an abomination.

Ok, I googled it.

That might be the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

That Tampax horror that involves a tv presenter matily shouting ‘Shove’em up there, girls!’

Perf with surf comes a close second but would say the nationwide adverts are the most annoying adverts, I can deal with the one but they keep releasing new ones....argh!!!

the one with the pregnant woman talking to camera about something to do with six months time.

The ones with people reciting awful poetry about the lockdown.

One with a couple who are getting married.

One with a pregnant woman going on about fake grass and gesticulating wildly for no reason.

There are probably more.

I’ve no idea what they’re actually advertising. Who finds these people? Do they write the “poetry” themselves?

I can’t stand the Haribo one where the two policeman have kids’ voices dubbed in.

Creepy as hell.

*policemen

I love that haribo one!

That couple in the nationwide ad are so smug.

Perf with Serf is annoying but Nationwide one takes it for me. Fuck off with trying to capture how we’re feeling.

Oh Christ that god awful tampax ad. DH tried winding me up by quoting it when I was unpacking the tampax after shopping the other day. He very nearly found out where this “girl” would like to shove it... still in the box and preferably sideways.

May I also add every advert that starts with a reference to how different life is right now, but we’re always here to help. Really. I don’t need reminding every 8 bastard seconds that there is a global pandemic going on. I haven’t been asleep the last 3 months (mores the pity).

The lockdown one with these idiotic folk.

Those kids on the ?andrex one. ‘As clean as a.......(something ridiculous’) oh! Sod off! Eejits

I now hate the Kevin Bacon one for E - free
Data for NHS workers.

When I first saw it, it brought a lump to my throat, but it think it's time to move on now.

@ElizabethMainwaring yes!!! I'm sure she's a nice girl, but even the yoga pose she does is more wobbly than a weeble!

Ah I googled. It’s Nationwide. Apparently the pregnant gesticulating woman is a “poet” called Deanna Rodger. Awful.

Someone mentioned the loathesome Andrew ads with the “clean as a....” stupid kids and their pretend teacher.

So many questions

Do they invent their own “clean as a...” analogies? Do their parents not care that the vast majority of viewers are watching with a curled lip and a black look? Or is it a PFB thing where they hug themselves with glee every time their little darling appears and fondly imagine how enchanted everyone watching must be?

Andrex.

There’s one for bottled milkshake with a young couple- is that Yazoo @GreenTeaMug? If so, I’m firmly on your husband’s side!