Imagine you’re at a buffet table, what do you put on your plate?

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The longest buffet table imaginable: loads of options.

What do you go for?

(I’m bored, hungry and love a buffet!)

Fucking everything

I love a buffet. A beige buffet even.

I don't like buffets much - I'm a veggie and quite awkward. I don't like things to get all mixed up on the plate.

BUT I do like:
Veggie sausage rolls
Onion bhajis or veggie pakora (ideally with mint yoghurt dip, but otherwise some chilli sauce)
Egg mayo sarnies
Crisps
A bit of salad
Cheese board, ideally with a nice hunk of bread
Celery sticks
And then all the cake

My preference would be though - posh M&S canapé type things. Mini Yorkshire puds with beef stew in them. Battered prawns and sticky sweet chilli sauce. Prawn cocktail vol au vents, mini quiches.

My absolute favourite are duck spring rolls. We get them from Iceland every Xmas

Sausage roll, hot dog, cheese, pickled onion, crisps, CRAB STICKS

Cupcakes

Cupcakes

More cupcakes

Cheese and pineapple.

Apart from the crab sticks (maybe we’ll have a very small plate of them tucked away down the end) you all have excellent taste!

Samosa
Sandwiches - love a pile of tiny triangles
Cheese balls
Twiglets
Coleslaw
Radishes
Cheese and pineapple on a stick
Pork pie

Vegetarian spring rolls
Crisps
Coleslaw
Garlic bread
Cheese
Cheese straws
Crackers
Potato salad
Cheese & Onion filling sandwiches
Fruit skewers
Mini brownies
Mini crostini
Grapes
Vegetable samosas
Pretzels
Crusty bread
Profitarolls
Vegetarian sausage rolls
Mini cheesecake
Scone with jam & cream
Halloumi and veg skewers
Twiglets
Blinis and cream cheese

Currently breastfeeding and ravenous

Cheese! That is all

Love a buffet! Pretty much everything except for things in pastry, dislike pork pie/sausage roll type things. Love seafood, cous-cous, pasta salad, crisps, nuts, coleslaws, hummus, pakora and samosas, celery sticks, little tomatoes, egg mayo sandwiches, smoked salmon .......dribble......
You bastard for starting this thread....now I WANT BUFFET!!!

And cheese- lots of cheese

But not that blue stuff- that’s the Devil’s food....

Love a buffet Pork pie, cheese and pineapple on sticks, crisps, celery, cherry tomatoes, pickles galore, cheap white bread cheese sandwiches cut into triangles....ooh I'm hungry.

You bastard for starting this thread....now I WANT BUFFET!!!

😂 I’m sorry! I needed to share my pain.

Cold buffet?

Brie
Crusty bread and butter
Olives
Parma ham
Sausage rolls
Leafy salad
Potato salad
Cherry tomatoes
Quiche
Chilli crisps

Then cake
Meringues
Summer fruit
Cream
More cake

I’d haul back to the 80’s
Volevants
Cheese sandwiches
Ham sandwiches
Cocktail sausages
Cheese and pineapple on sticks
Jelly oranges made into little boats
Black Forest gateau
Silver skin onions

Samosas
Spring rolls
Sesame prawn toast
Onion bhajis

But only if they've been cooked. Flabby and limp and cold are horrendous.

mangomama91 - I was just coming on here to say cheese and pineapple.

Prawn anything except with sweet chilli
Egg sandwiches
Salmon sandwiches
Vol e vonts
Quiche
Sausage rolls
Scotch eggs

Slice of cold poached salmon.

Crab
Smoked salmon
Wedges
Cheese, especially blue veiny cheese
Antipasto
Houmous
Chocolate cake
Pavlova
Strawberries and cream

YY to the 80s prawn vol au vents. The 80s did a great buffet.

Give me cheese and pineapple on sticks any day.

I'm another one here to ask if everything is an acceptable option...

Jelly oranges made into little boats

Oh my goodness I remember these at a party I went to as a child! Pretty sure there was also a hedgehog cake made of chocolate fingers. And someone had Tracy Island.