So, if you needed to quickly improvise some nipple tassels....

[TwigTheWonderKid]

...how do you think you would accomplish that?

Thinking more about attachment that the tassels themselves.

Double sided sticky tape?

Well, not a stapler

Typical tuesday night dilemma here at Mumsnet....

Would it be sensible of me to ask why?

Those suction caps you use to attach things to tiles in the shower obviously.

Totally normal question, any day of the week...

False eyelash glue would do it.

Eyelash glue?

Dunno about the attachments, but use some tinsel if you've not already packed it away.

I have some of those self adhesive bows left over from Christmas...

Just looked at one of mine (shower suction things, not nipple tassels) and they have a handy little loop thing for tassel attachment so win win.

Not sure where I've put the nipple tassels at the moment.

I'm just packing up Xmas decorations and have some round plastic things used to stick into a window to hold up lights. They even have a handy groove on the front you could tie dangly bits too. Would they work?

Also an obvious use for any sticky backed plastic you have left over from Blue Peter activities.

Toupee tape

Double sided carpet tape but it might smart a bit when you take it off.

Couple of clothes pegs

Just use some colourful sharpies. At least you know it won’t fall off!

That tape you can buy to stop straps sliding down your shoulders? I'm intrigued to know why you need to know this!

@Mumdiva99 great minds, although slightly different source material.

I'm getting into this now... in the spirit of using up Christmas decorations - the silver foil mince pie cases could work if you could create a suction effect.

Shiny too.

Small paper cone over areola, then tassels in the middle, sellotape around the edge.

Blutac obviously. Would also be helpfully opaquel

What's it for? What's it for?

And also you could mould them into little shapes. Like two mini Eiffel Towers or Anthony Gormley men or something.

Mumdiva99 brilliant! I have some of those! (sadly have just run out of toupee tape...)

Oh Christ, I have nearly choked on my lamb chop ( btw that is not a euphemism) reading some of your ingenious suggestions.