So, if you needed to quickly improvise some nipple tassels....

[TwigTheWonderKid]

...how do you think you would accomplish that?

Thinking more about attachment that the tassels themselves.

Gorilla glue is really good. You can swing those babies around without the fear of one flying off and hitting someone in the eye.

Oh come on OP!!!! This gets asked at least three times a week on MN - just search you'll get thousands of threads on quick improvisation of nipple tassels. You'd think someone would have invented something for this by now given the number of times a month we all need to attach those things.

With or without clothes? 😂

No More Nails
(that’s advice not a product suggestion)

I'd scrap the tassels, lick one side of two Monster Munch (pickled onion) and hook them on. They make their own glue.

@DanglyTasselsOfThigh this is right up your street!

@MrsFogi, I know, you are right. I am just being lazy.

I am surprised no one has suggested bulldogs clips, which was my first thought. I

Suckers don't work. Believe me!

I was going to suggest lying on some Lego topless. When you stand up it'll be stuck

@AhoyMrBeaver that is brilliant. And eco-friendly too!

This.

We do @GladAllOver ! I will feedback to you afterwards so you can avoid further nipple tassel related disappointment

I guess chocolate might also work?

@flouncyfanny may well be. Definitely does what it says on the label... Admittedly I haven't tried using it with tassels before.

I have some double sided sticky tape which would be my first attempt.

You could probably mould some circles of tin foil to stay as long as your tassel swinging isn’t too vigorous.

If you use sanitary pads and position them carefully pulling up towards the shoulder they can give a helpful bit of lift to those large of nork.

How are actual nipple tassels attached?

Glad you summoned my expertise Womble!

Don't panic OP, I always find that punters' fresh jizz mixed with alaldite will do the trick!

Sugru! I saw it advertised the other day. Sticks to anything, and you can mould it into a hook shape to hang the tassels on.

I wondered what it would be useful for when I saw the ad. Now I know.

What's the brand name for those hooks you stick on the wall to hold up pictures. I have those in several sizes....also the waterproof version for the shower...that would work - command hooks.

(I'm loving the monster munch....I only have skips here).

Would you consider a piercing too far to go to accomplish your mission?