So, if you needed to quickly improvise some nipple tassels....

[TwigTheWonderKid]

...how do you think you would accomplish that?

Thinking more about attachment that the tassels themselves.

All I am willing to say is that it was not work-related and that involved a 12kg kettle bell.

Blimey, how long are your nips op!!??!!

Shall I ask my mate who’s a burlesque dancer for you??

My imagination is running wild - kettle bell??

Breast exercises, you will end up with the strongest (longest) ones.

The kinky fitness club extravaganza show at 7?

But thanks op, love your thread .

Did you win the bet op?

If it doesn't involve hanging the kettle bell from the nipple tassles I don't want to know!

Couple of of bobble hats?
My letterbox (not a euphemism) is held in place with No More Nails - it's tenacious stuff.

Were you in a Victorian freak show, posing as the world's strongest woman OP?

Wow , thanks for the link @TwigTheWonderKid. Nice craft session coming up !

Very naughty of you not to tell, OP.