So, if you needed to quickly improvise some nipple tassels....

[TwigTheWonderKid]

...how do you think you would accomplish that?

Thinking more about attachment that the tassels themselves.

well, it sorted out a bit of loose skirting board, so a tassel or two shouldn't be beyond it's capabilities

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@HairyDogsOfThigh I've been watching a lot of piercing on you tube recently - could I give it a go. All I need are pliers and a carpet/sail makers needle.

The tape for keeping boobs in your dress would be my first choice. I'd give pva glue for the kid's slime making kit a go failing that.

Staple gun? Or nail gun if your norks are rather large?

Hot glue gun if you’re feeling crafty.
Safety pin if you’re feeling hardcore.

Weetabix sets like cement, that might do it.

Or cook some of those pasta shells, sellotape the tassel to the back of the shell and use it to create a suction cup.

If you went with the pasta shell idea and made the tassel out of cooked spaghetti, you could eat the whole nipple tassel halfway through the evening, to keep your strength up.

oh finally a purpose for my brilliant invention. Here goes. Warning: this optimally (for some brave soul) would involve piercing....

IF you simply had two nipple rings (one in each, obviously, and then two rings mid center under each buttock, you could then run a chain, ribbon, string, (see, so great that you can be creative with this bit!) which attaches to both AND then you pull on one or other of them, to lift both the bosom and the buttock to the desired perkiness.

Perfect to double as nipple tassel holders. You could even have bum tassels if you so desire.

Not sure why I have to actually become a gazillionairre with this marvelous idea.

FFS. Why I have NOT become....

@Frouby Weetabix sets like cement, that might do it.

Or to channel a similar cereal vibe, cold porridge left to set overnight wouldn't be shifted for love nor money both of which could be in play with regard to nipple tassles

Also worth giving serious consideration to the poster who asked what do actual nipple tassels use?

No More Nails? Otherwise sellotape looped up and squashed flat.

No more nails gets my vote 😂😂😂

Serious answer - eyelash glue holds better but hurts more to take off than double sided sticky tape...

Blob of honey

2018 that's brilliant! Not trying it though

Look, I have to accomplish this by 7.10am tomorrow, so can only work with what I have in the house and I don't think a piercing would have " settled" by then. I'll be exploring Command Strips, Weetabix, meted chocolate and Skips ( have no monster munch), hot glue gun and Babybel wax.

Will feedback ( without photos) in the morning.

Chewing gum, blu tack, kids putty or slime. How about actual tit tape??

7.10 tomorrow morning? Do you have some weird dress up day at work??

Ah just tie them to your nipples with string or use silicone sealant (remember to wait 24 hours) or just stable them on as suggested.

New job OP?

I've been beaten to the question of what actual nipple tassles use.

My vote is for fit tape. Literally. But that would only sort the sticking to your skin bit (which I know is what you asked). However I'd then be interested to know how you'd create a tassle that you could then attach to said tit tape. A one that could windmill naturally.

I have to accomplish this by 7.10am tomorrow

Your dress down days at work are really specific, huh? 🤣🤣

Those little sticky hook things from the range that you hang pictures with. Then you hang what you like on them and change your tassel when ever you like!

Masking tape?

Oh come on OP, we neeeed to know, please .

Would flour glue get a bit too crusty?

Melted cheese is pretty sticky. Or jam.